Amen to that. That should be Exeter's motto.
Its over-subscribed as poorly-informed boys and girls flick through the accommodation booklet, see the words 'double bed and ensuite' and instantly set their heart on it. Most of the time, without even seeing the place.
If you want showers that don't work, less people to socialise with, less money in your pocket, less kitchen worktop space than Lafrowda, constant cold water, cracks along the corner walls of your bedroom, creaky floors, paper-thin walls (yes, and all that entails), a cold room, a breeze coming in from your SHUT window, a hot tap that runs like a trickle, an electric radiator that never works, one (electric) cooker that keeps breaking down oh and the coup de grace, no gas plumbing - then by all means, fill your boots and apply for St. Germans.
By the way, does Lafrowda really have a heated towel rail? I could swear mine wasn't heated.