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Reply 40
apassingfeeling
Yeah, on Christmas Eve when I was about 9. Couldn't sleep (excitement!) so I went downstairs to see my parents and as soon as I opened the door my dad jumped off my mum and they just sat there as if everything was normal. They weren't naked, she was wearing something... flimsy (uuugh) and he was still pretty much clothed. Not sure why they didn't take their clothes off but whatever. *shudders*


Maybe they were just getting started? Be thankful you didn't come down 5 minutes later at the climax! :yes:
blinkbelle
No they separated when I was 3 and neither have had boyfriends/girlfriends since :smile: xx


omg, so it means they have been both single after the seperation?
then how do they satisfy their sex desires? just out of curiosity. :tongue:
Reply 42
Touche
As my parents are virgins that would be impossible...

Does your avatar represent some sort of p1ss fetish?
No offense.
EskimoJo
Maybe they were just getting started? Be thankful you didn't come down 5 minutes later at the climax! :yes:


I have never really thought about the technicalities of it all but yeah I guess thats why... *shudder*
olegirona
I ask because last night me and gf arrived at her house unexpected (free lesson) and (this is NOT made up) her dad was lubing up her mum's rear on the STAIRS. lol, very nice mummy i must say.

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Reply 45
Revolution is my Name
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Nice one Sherlock!

Another OP just after some limelight, strange thing to make up though :s-smilie:

What an Odd ball.
Reply 46
loads of times, to the point were it isn't embarrasing anymore
Reply 47
No, but I know they still do which seems really wierd even though it shouldnt. (how do I know you ask? found condoms in my dads drawer... unless they were for a mistress :O )
Reply 48
Yes....they like their toys....shudder
no
Reply 50
Did you see your mom and dad acting out prisoner--dungeon guard fantasies? No? Well then, I don't want to hear how traumatizing it is to see your parents in the missionary style (how outrageous /sarcasm).

I heard the crack of a whip and opened the door. I'll spare you the details. I don't know where they got the chains though...
Amelorn
Did you see your mom and dad acting out prisoner--dungeon guard fantasies? No? Well then, I don't want to hear how traumatizing it is to see your parents in the missionary style (how outrageous /sarcasm).

I heard the crack of a whip and opened the door. I'll spare you the details. I don't know where they got the chains though...


thats actually freakingly awesome, and i thought those things only happened on tv *haha my naive mind*. mental scarring though?
jabed786
No, but I know they still do which seems really wierd even though it shouldnt. (how do I know you ask? found condoms in my dads drawer... unless they were for a mistress :O )


Yeah same here, not even in a draw though, just underneath something on the shelf!! :redface: :redface:
I might start walking in on them just to make them feel awkward
No, thank god. As far as I'm concerned, they've done it twice; 9 months before i was born, and 9 months before my brother was born.
ew...
No, and I thank the lord everyday.
Reply 57
ewwwww
parents shouldn't be allowed to have sex.
Yes I have heard various noises, and last week I was shocked and speechless when I stumbled upon a box of viagra.
Reply 59
I don't get it, I don't think I've ever even heard them.

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