Help with a pun?

Hi Everyone

I'm in the middle of creating a safe sex poster which is aimed at students and I want some sort of sex/condom-themed pun as my title but I'm stumped and can't think of any. Can anyone help me out please??

Many thanks :smile:

(Apologies if this is in the wrong place :confused:

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Reply 1

Mrs Cullen

Don't know if this is any good, since its a poem rather than a pun, but what the heck...

Your mother always told you,
'Wrap up warm when you go out'
Better still,
to wrap up when you're in,
Rather than to go without.

Oh dear, that really is rather bad actually isn't it. Ah well.

Hmm, hang on, on second thoughts, how about a pun along the lines of how presents should always be nicely wrapped up? Lol.

Reply 2

Alex-R

Why not just be really horribly blunt?
A cock sock is better then AIDS.

Reply 3

Double Agent

Wrap it up before you slap it up baby.

Westwood.

Reply 4

Barton1

Put a condom on or you will get aids.

Reply 5

Ehmo

Barton1

Put a condom on or you will get aids.

*follows with pictures of AIDS infected people*

how merry and bright :smile:

You could put a rap (this is a joke before anyone has a go because it's clearly a terrible excuse for a rap)

Use contraception, without exception, put condom on when there's an erection...

oh dear :s-smilie:

Reply 6

Gregorian IV

Ehmo

Use contraception, without exception, put condom on when there's an erection...

No I like it...got some good ones :smile:

Reply 7

**K**

'Don't be a Dick...wear a condom!'

Reply 8

iamdeviant

**K**

'Don't be a Dick...where a condom!'

hehe where a condom? usually in a draw in your room i hope! lol

Reply 9

**K**

'Don't be a Dick...!!!!!!'

Reply 10

iamdeviant

haha! i do apologise!

Reply 11

**K**

I'll forgive you...this once :smile:

Reply 12

iamdeviant

once is all i need :wink:

Reply 13

LetoKynes

Some good friends of mine got me a fridge magnet saying

"AWARENESS: Condoms are easier to change than diapers!"

Good stuff if you ask me :biggrin:

Reply 14

iamdeviant

dont be a fool... wrap your tool

Reply 15

Satan's Whiskers

My personal favourite: 'Don't be silly; wrap your willy.'

Reply 16

dave.s

don't be a silly prat, wear a willy hat.

Reply 17

SnowAngel

Alex-R

Why not just be really horribly blunt?
A cock sock is better then AIDS.

This.

Reply 18

Demi-Ciel

Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick.
Don’t make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don’t be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

:tongue: