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Old 28-03-2005: 28th March 2005 23:51 #1 
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I am bored, I am just being very steretypical with this

1. A heart beat - If they have one thats a major bonus.
2. Breasts - This where men like to talk to instead their face.
3. Skirt length - The smaller the easier it is to pull
4. Height - The smaller the better its easier to boss her about.

Girls do you think this is true? Personaly I like a bit of quality rather than quantity so none of them really apply about from 1 and maybe slightly 2.
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Originally Posted by AT82
I am bored, I am just being very steretypical with this

1. A heart beat - If they have one thats a major bonus.
2. Breasts - This where men like to talk to instead their face.
3. Skirt length - The smaller the easier it is to pull
4. Height - The smaller the better its easier to boss her about.

Girls do you think this is true? Personaly I like a bit of quality rather than quantity so none of them really apply about from 1 and maybe slightly 2.

I look for none of those things in a woman. But then again im not a man.
 
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Originally Posted by AT82
I am bored, I am just being very steretypical with this

1. A heart beat - If they have one thats a major bonus.
2. Breasts - This where men like to talk to instead their face.
3. Skirt length - The smaller the easier it is to pull
4. Height - The smaller the better its easier to boss her about.

Girls do you think this is true? Personaly I like a bit of quality rather than quantity so none of them really apply about from 1 and maybe slightly 2.

Hehe you should meet one of my friends. She is 5 foot tall and is possibly the scariest woman alive!!
 
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Number 2 is most definitely true.


ps. I'm not a guy - i speak from experience...
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Originally Posted by ZigZag
Shorter women are more aggressive, as if they have something to prove. Just at the right height to punch you in the knackers too.

First requirements of my girlfriend was height in excess of 1.65m.

I dunno, I feel intimidate my taller women, probably because i'm 5'7''
 
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Originally Posted by Euripides
Number 2 is most definitely true.


ps. I'm not a guy - i speak from experience...

Yeah I there is a girl at university who told me that I was one of the view people she new that spoke to her face and not her tits. It surprised me as I am not very good with girls.

As for the heart thing I prefer smaller girls for some reason I have no idea why.
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I look for all of them except the heartbeat. Mmm.
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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier
I look for all of them except the heartbeat. Mmm.

So do you spend a lot of time in cemeteries then?
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Originally Posted by AT82
So do you spend a lot of time in cemeteries then?

That requires effort. The morgue is the place to be!
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Originally Posted by ZigZag
That requires effort. The morgue is the place to be!

i found that so much funnier than i should've done! :o
 
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Originally Posted by ZigZag
That requires effort. The morgue is the place to be!

The Morgue is decent for a long term relationship, but the girls tend to be a little fresh in the short term. I prefer The Cemetery for a one-night thing... plus there's a place across the road from it that does a great chicken kebab at 2 in the morning.
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The Morgue is decent for a long term relationship, but the girls tend to be a little fresh in the short term. I prefer The Cemetery for a one-night thing... plus there's a place across the road from it that does a great chicken kebab at 2 in the morning.

I am going to be so obvious here as I have a feeling a few people know exactly where is this going. Have you heared the Smith's song called Cemetry Gates?
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lol toy solider, i do believe this topic is becoming "derailed" oh well lol, i look for all those points in a woman, not forgetting a nice personality, however when it comes to point 4, i dont necessarily like to boss a woman around,but i do like shorter ladies, but then again i am 6 ft so it dont really matter, High heels dont count ladies!
 
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all guys are looking for me hehehe

Why? Are you lost?
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... but then again i am 6 ft so it dont really matter, High heels dont count ladies!
that's like 1.80m right?
Genuinely curious is all
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Originally Posted by Natalie Lane
that's like 1.80m right?
Genuinely curious is all

Just about yep.
 
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Why? Are you lost?

Why am I on the floor crying with laughter at that?

I think its because its 1:40 and Im still 800 words short on my classics coursework.
 
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Why am I on the floor crying with laughter at that?

Because she'd have to be so severely lost for ALL guys to be looking for her. Yesterday I found her down the back of my couch. Slippery little wench.
 
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