How do you cook your beans?

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  1. RamocitoMorales's Avatar
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    How do you cook your beans?
    First, I buy myself a can of Baked Beans



    Then, I put them in a pan and heat them up at medium temperature.



    Then, when they're heated up with steam coming out, I pour them onto a plate.



    Then I eat them with a spoon.



    How do you cook your beans, let me know!
  2. noodles!'s Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    Microwave. Lazy.
  3. NW8_SW1_EC3's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    Pan as well, after having fried bacon first though. I only tend to make them with a fry-up, so I ensure I do the beans last as they are obviously the quickest and taste nicer when mixed with the bacon and tomato residue. Mmmmm.
  4. k823127's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    Same as OP but with an extra nob of butter in
  5. emmers1990's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    Zap 'em in the microwave.
  6. Rizzletastic's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    Microwave, on diagonally cut toast arranged with a space in the middle of the plate. Pour beans into middle of the plate and allow toast to soak up all that tomatoey beany goodness
  7. imomo16's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    Heat them in a pan and then poured over toast cut into small squares so I don't have to bother with a knife lol
  8. _charley_'s Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    I love mine all mushy
    so i do them in a saucepan...whack up the temperature and overcook them =] just how i like them
  9. RamocitoMorales's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    (Original post by _charley_)
    I love mine all mushy
    so i do them in a saucepan...whack up the temperature and overcook them =] just how i like them
    Ye, I love how they melt in your mouth.
  10. theronkinator's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    Microwaves make them taste horrible.
  11. Cowberg's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    Put a bit of butter into the saucepan, and put it on the hothob. Quickly fry a clove of Garlic, until it smells good man, and then pour the beans in.
  12. James''s Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    Cold, out of the can, like a savage.
  13. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    (Original post by Cowberg)
    Put a bit of butter into the saucepan, and put it on the hothob. Quickly fry a clove of Garlic, until it smells good man, and then pour the beans in.
    far, far too much trouble for some baked beans
  14. auronuk's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    (Original post by Cowberg)
    Put a bit of butter into the saucepan, and put it on the hothob. Quickly fry a clove of Garlic, until it smells good man, and then pour the beans in.
    Worst beans ever.
  15. Cowberg's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    (Original post by auronuk)
    Worst beans ever.
    Is it because I didn't ejaculate into them like yours?
  16. auronuk's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    (Original post by Cowberg)
    Is it because I didn't ejaculate into them like yours?
    How do I cooked beans?
  17. Ele1340's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    (Original post by Rizzletastic)
    Microwave, on diagonally cut toast arranged with a space in the middle of the plate. Pour beans into middle of the plate and allow toast to soak up all that tomatoey beany goodness
    You are a genius.
  18. Rizzletastic's Avatar
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    Re: How do you cook your beans?
    (Original post by Ele1340)
    You are a genius.
    Some might say.
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