Student newspapers, national press, etc.
I don't understand how they could cancel suicide sunday - if they wanted to then they'd have to have a concerted effort not to allow any garden parties over the whole of the university. A huge amount of effort that would see the students probably getting hammered in the streets in protest.
Punting, with bottles of bubbly, in suits, at 7:30 am, still drunk from the night before... Then Crescents. Then lots of passing out, and then cindies. Huge.
Wyverns is overrated - I don't need anyone pissing into my booze thank you very much.