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the worst chat up line you have ever heard

thecdon

errr i use quite a few (as jokes, not seriously though..)

nice legs what time do they open?

feel my jumper....boyfriend material?

if i could re-arrange the alphabet, id put U and I together...

would you like a raisin? no? would you like a date?

you must be tired as you've been running through my mind all day......

yes, i am a sad sad boy.

cheesy chat up lines, but it has to be said, they make a girl laugh straight away so in a way there all good ideas :smile:

Reply 61

big-bang-theory

12

"10 tonne polar bear"
"what?"
"I don't know either but it sure as hell breaks the ice"

Reply 62

Rian1988

14

Posted it before but: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Reply 63

EmptyhollowTree

The worst?

"Baby have you lost your library card?"

Me: "err no"

"Cause I'm checking you out" :rolleyes:

Reply 64

username158564

17

'Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?'
:ashamed:

Reply 65

:.chris.:

See this watch, it can tell me what underwear you've got on...Oh, so you're not wearing anything eh?...No, wait, sorry - it's 2 hours fast!!!

Reply 66

yashking

explosions hurt

"Get in the ******* van"
"Don't let this rape turn into murder"

lol, thats the funniest and scariest at the same time,lol.

Reply 67

Teigan

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night" :rolleyes:

So cheesy and unoriginal.

Reply 68

Rubix

I want to **** your ****

Reply 69

amongsttheweeds

18

bunny9213

in my form there are a group of maybe 4 lads.
they all have some dodgy ideas when it comes to asking someone out.
they come up with their own dodgy lines but the worst i have ever heard was:
how do youlike your eggs in the morning; fried, poached or fertlised?

that's just plain nasty

Just drink this...

*Girl collapses*

Reply 70

ClaireHogben

13

thecdon

errr i use quite a few (as jokes, not seriously though..)

nice legs what time do they open?

feel my jumper....boyfriend material?

if i could re-arrange the alphabet, id put U and I together...

would you like a raisin? no? would you like a date?

you must be tired as you've been running through my mind all day......

yes, i am a sad sad boy.

truly truly awful :biggrin:

Reply 71

zef99

15

Have you ever been raped before?

Reply 72

:.chris.:

Adam92

I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

This is one of the ~~best~~ worst :smile:

Reply 73

j09

9

So, do your lips get dry in the summer?

No joke, I heard it used on Monday. In maths this really socially awkward guy said it to the only girl in our class who he has fancied for about a year and a half.

Reply 74

lalala31

7

*said in some kind of accent*
I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty. ARrrrr.

or

Have you got a speeding ticket? Because you have fiiiiine written all over you

or

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family
(I didn't really get that one)

Reply 75

jack-b

I've heard these actually been used:

Guy walks up to random girl.
1. Spread 'em!
2. Grab your coat love. You've pulled.

And my favourite ever story:
A: How much does a polar bear weigh?
B: Ummm, I'd guess at around 300kg?
A: Enough to break...hold on, what did u say?

Good times!

Reply 76

undisclosed?

14

"Hey baby, if you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be a McGorgeous".

:no:

Just no.

Reply 77

parfait-ego

8

Original post by &#1109

"Hey baby, if you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be a McGorgeous".

:no:

Just no.

wow the just epic fail form the person.. :woo:

Reply 78

username196545

19

"I like your tits...can I touch them?" :nope:

Reply 79

Pre

6

thecdon

if i could re-arrange the alphabet, id put U and I together...

would you like a raisin? no? would you like a date?

you must be tired as you've been running through my mind all day......

haha

the worst chat up line you have ever heard

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