EDIT: Sorry, the title should read "What is the most ridiculous that you have BEEN dumped for?"
As the title indicates - has anyone here been dumped for a reason that, upon being told of, made you go "WHAT?"
For example, my last boyfriend and I went to a birthday party and I went out for a cigarette with one of his male friends who I didn't know too well. By the time I had returned, he had flown into a jealous rage and then he took me outside, stated that he didn't trust me enough and ended it right there and then.
I've never had anything "ridiculous" per say. In fact, most of them have always been very mediocre. A personal favourite of mine is "I really really like you Sian, but it turns out I'm not actually ready for a full-on relationship right now, sorry!"
Two weeks later, he got a girlfriend and he's still with her now. Although he's cheated on her many a time, so I suppose I had a lucky escape