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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2No-one is. It should always be behind closed doors. No holding hands in public*, no "look at us we're together" Facebook profile pictures, no kissing, and certainly no leaving parties early to do things. Public love sets a nauseating precedent. Tell them to GTFO.(Original post by Athena)
Yeah, but then I'm not allowed to partake in PDAs...
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2You must be really great fun to go out with, Pete.(Original post by 2 + 2 = 5)
No-one is. It should always be behind closed doors. No holding hands in public*, no "look at us we're together" Facebook profile pictures, no kissing, and certainly no leaving parties early to do things. Public love sets a nauseating precedent. Tell them to GTFO.
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2Well obviously I was speaking from the perspective of a straight male. But yeah, if your friends are annoying you then I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding someone willing to help enact revenge.(Original post by Athena)
Both plans sound good
Although possibly not the girlfriend bit 
What's the point of having a girlfriend if not to make single people feel bad about themselves?(Original post by 2+2=5)
No-one is. It should always be behind closed doors. No holding hands in public*, no "look at us we're together" Facebook profile pictures, no kissing, and certainly no leaving parties early to do things. Public love sets a nauseating precedent. Tell them to GTFO.
(*though my gf disagrees with this one)
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2Teebs, I think you need to have a little talk with your mummy and daddy about the birds and the bees(Original post by Teebs)
Well obviously I was speaking from the perspective of a straight male. But yeah, if your friends are annoying you then I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding someone willing to help enact revenge.
What's the point of having a girlfriend if not to make single people feel bad about themselves?
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2Oh. Can't you explain for them(Original post by Athena)
Teebs, I think you need to have a little talk with your mummy and daddy about the birds and the bees
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2TRANSLATION: No.(Original post by 2 + 2 = 5)
I am a fun-loving and spontaneous person, within reasonable boundaries. -
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2Obviously, I hope you're walking very soon, but leopard print crutches do sound quite snazzy!(Original post by tarnishedpenny)
No sparkles....just shiney, fiddly delight.
And if someone doesn't tell me I'll be walking soon I *will* buy leopard print crutches. I'm bored.
I've had quite a productive day so far. Done some reading, done some piano and am halfway through ripping loads of 'Now' albums onto my computer for the full cheeeeeeeeeese factor
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2Sometimes the man will sit on a chair. A little later the woman will sit on the chair too. If they love each other sufficiently then 9 months later the woman has a baby!(Original post by Athena)
When two people love each other very much...
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2I never got a talk. All I got was graphic diagrams in the Natural History Museum and a book from Santa that I never read until I was about 15(Original post by Athena)
Teebs, I think you need to have a little talk with your mummy and daddy about the birds and the bees
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2Or, the version more appropriate to Teebs' geography:(Original post by Athena)
When two people love each other very much...
When a brother and sister love each other very much, and all of the chickens run terrified when you go near them...
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2God.....this is bringing back bad memories of me at the start of last year going "But I don't know how to explain penetration* in words......" when surrounded by male chemists. I'm still being laughed at.
*electron related
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2I claim the foreigner's opt out. My family are but poor humble immigrants, never having lived in this region of inbreeding until 10 years ago.(Original post by cpchem)
Or, the version more appropriate to Teebs' geography:
When a brother and sister love each other very much, and all of the chickens run terrified when you go near them...
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2Chem does have awesome amounts of innuendo(Original post by tarnishedpenny)
God.....this is bringing back bad memories of me at the start of last year going "But I don't know how to explain penetration* in words......" when surrounded by male chemists. I'm still being laughed at.
*electron related
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2You must feel so left out(Original post by Teebs)
I claim the foreigner's opt out. My family are but poor humble immigrants, never having lived in this region of inbreeding until 10 years ago.
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Re: Post Here if You're Procrastinating - The Oxford Chat Thread Mk2I know, the only way I can make up for it is by going for girls who look just like my female cousins(Original post by Athena)
You must feel so left out
You have me worried now...
