[Athena]

Both plans sound good Although possibly not the girlfriend bit

[Athena]

Originally Posted by 2 + 2 = 5

No-one is. It should always be behind closed doors. No holding hands in public*, no "look at us we're together" Facebook profile pictures, no kissing, and certainly no leaving parties early to do things. Public love sets a nauseating precedent. Tell them to GTFO.

(*though my gf disagrees with this one)

You must be really great fun to go out with, Pete.

[Teebs]

Originally Posted by Athena

Both plans sound good Although possibly not the girlfriend bit

Well obviously I was speaking from the perspective of a straight male. But yeah, if your friends are annoying you then I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding someone willing to help enact revenge.

Originally Posted by 2+2=5

No-one is. It should always be behind closed doors. No holding hands in public*, no "look at us we're together" Facebook profile pictures, no kissing, and certainly no leaving parties early to do things. Public love sets a nauseating precedent. Tell them to GTFO.

(*though my gf disagrees with this one)

What's the point of having a girlfriend if not to make single people feel bad about themselves?

[probably not]

you know exactly what it involves, you've seen curb your enthusiasm

[Athena]

Originally Posted by Teebs

Well obviously I was speaking from the perspective of a straight male. But yeah, if your friends are annoying you then I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding someone willing to help enact revenge.



What's the point of having a girlfriend if not to make single people feel bad about themselves?

Teebs, I think you need to have a little talk with your mummy and daddy about the birds and the bees

[2 + 2 = 5]

Originally Posted by Athena

You must be really great fun to go out with, Pete.

I am a fun-loving and spontaneous person, within reasonable boundaries.

[Teebs]

Originally Posted by Athena

Teebs, I think you need to have a little talk with your mummy and daddy about the birds and the bees

Oh. Can't you explain for them

[Teebs]

Originally Posted by 2 + 2 = 5

I am a fun-loving and spontaneous person, within reasonable boundaries.

TRANSLATION: No.

[Athena]

Originally Posted by Teebs

Oh. Can't you explain for them

When two people love each other very much...

[2 + 2 = 5]

Originally Posted by Teebs

TRANSLATION: No.

Yep.

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[The_Lonely_Goatherd]

Originally Posted by tarnishedpenny

No sparkles....just shiney, fiddly delight.

And if someone doesn't tell me I'll be walking soon I *will* buy leopard print crutches. I'm bored.

Obviously, I hope you're walking very soon, but leopard print crutches do sound quite snazzy!

I've had quite a productive day so far. Done some reading, done some piano and am halfway through ripping loads of 'Now' albums onto my computer for the full cheeeeeeeeeese factor

[Teebs]

Originally Posted by Athena

When two people love each other very much...

Sometimes the man will sit on a chair. A little later the woman will sit on the chair too. If they love each other sufficiently then 9 months later the woman has a baby!

Of course there are perverts in this world who engage in disgusting behaviour like putting plastic covers on chairs or sitting on a chair at the same time. But we don't talk about their kind.

[The_Lonely_Goatherd]

Originally Posted by Athena

Teebs, I think you need to have a little talk with your mummy and daddy about the birds and the bees

I never got a talk. All I got was graphic diagrams in the Natural History Museum and a book from Santa that I never read until I was about 15

[cpchem]

Originally Posted by Athena

When two people love each other very much...

Or, the version more appropriate to Teebs' geography:

When a brother and sister love each other very much, and all of the chickens run terrified when you go near them...

[tarnishedpenny]

God.....this is bringing back bad memories of me at the start of last year going "But I don't know how to explain penetration* in words......" when surrounded by male chemists. I'm still being laughed at.

*electron related

[Teebs]

Originally Posted by cpchem

Or, the version more appropriate to Teebs' geography:

When a brother and sister love each other very much, and all of the chickens run terrified when you go near them...

I claim the foreigner's opt out. My family are but poor humble immigrants, never having lived in this region of inbreeding until 10 years ago.

[cpchem]

Originally Posted by tarnishedpenny

God.....this is bringing back bad memories of me at the start of last year going "But I don't know how to explain penetration* in words......" when surrounded by male chemists. I'm still being laughed at.

*electron related

Chem does have awesome amounts of innuendo

[Athena]

Originally Posted by Teebs

I claim the foreigner's opt out. My family are but poor humble immigrants, never having lived in this region of inbreeding until 10 years ago.

You must feel so left out

[Teebs]

Originally Posted by Athena

You must feel so left out

I know, the only way I can make up for it is by going for girls who look just like my female cousins

[Athena]

Originally Posted by Teebs

I know, the only way I can make up for it is by going for girls who look just like my female cousins

You have me worried now...