How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
• was secretly The Stig
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets...
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you
• admitted she was planning a sex change
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum
Please give your responses to each situation...
I put all 10 different situations in one thread so that for the people who were complaining stop making these threads, it's now gone from 10 to only one...
Thanks to <Anna> for thinking up some of the ideas...
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
• was secretly The StigThis is most certainly not possible, My mum is a terrible driver
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 yearsParty at Mine
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets...She tells everyone everything anyway so it wouldn't really be big news
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from treesI would say **** the cats, lets make some money out of this.
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the eveningsId have to meet them, if we were more attractive then it wouldn't be a problem
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBIThat would be the best thing ever
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had youThat would be the worst thing ever
• admitted she was planning a sex changeCan women do that?
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriendThats just odd
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mumI've always suspected this, it would just be the confirmation i need
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
• was secretly The Stig Wouldn't surprise me! She drives really well for a mum haha.
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years I'd kidnap the jealous lover and send her to the sun. Take that b****.
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets... Hahaha, I'd make sure some of the royalties went to me
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees If she was a superhero, I don't think saving cats from trees would be a priority XD but it'd be cool. I'd make her make me her sidekick
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings I'd ask what this second life was
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI I'd ask her to get me a job there too!
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you Errr, not tell anyone? Ever?
• admitted she was planning a sex change Urm. I don't think I'd react as such...
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend That would've never happened to begin with
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum I don't think I'd care much? Haha, my mum is pretty awesome
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
Originally Posted by Deano88
• was secretly The StigThis is most certainly not possible, My mum is a terrible driver
The stig's not amazing he's just ridiculously fast and cool...
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 yearsParty at Mine
What about your dad...
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets...She tells everyone everything anyway so it wouldn't really be big news
Lmao, your mum spreads your filth?...
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from treesI would say **** the cats, lets make some money out of this.
Lmao at making some money, i'll put out the fire if you give me 100k...
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the eveningsId have to meet them, if we were more attractive then it wouldn't be a problem
you wouldn't think...mum you playa...
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBIThat would be the best thing ever
Yeah that would be pretty awesome...
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had youThat would be the worst thing ever
Lmao, you could have said what the previous guy said...get me some contacts...
• admitted she was planning a sex changeCan women do that?
I'm not sure but probably...
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriendThats just odd
Well it is but mother's can do anything...
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mumI've always suspected this, it would just be the confirmation i need
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
Originally Posted by lostphotobooth
• was secretly The Stig Wouldn't surprise me! She drives really well for a mum haha.
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years I'd kidnap the jealous lover and send her to the sun. Take that b****.
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets... Hahaha, I'd make sure some of the royalties went to me
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees If she was a superhero, I don't think saving cats from trees would be a priority XD but it'd be cool. I'd make her make me her sidekick
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings I'd ask what this second life was
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI I'd ask her to get me a job there too!
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you Errr, not tell anyone? Ever?
• admitted she was planning a sex change Urm. I don't think I'd react as such...
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend That would've never happened to begin with
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum I don't think I'd care much? Haha, my mum is pretty awesome
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
• was secretly The Stig I'd be thoroughly amazed and would ask her why she hadn't taught me to drive instead of me having an instructor. I'd also ask her to introduce me to Richard Hammond!
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years I'd be shocked that my dad had a jealous lover. I don't know why she'd kidnap my mum though, since my parents are divorced... it'd make more sense if it was my step dad's lover, I suppose. Anyway, I think I'd be worried but want to go to the moon to visit her.
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets... I don't really have any secrets. But obviously I'd be annoyed and then would just release one about her, too.
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees I'd think she was amazing. I'd get her to fly me on holiday and stuff. I'd be upset that I hadn't gotten the powers too, though. I'd be her goofy sidekick, I suppose...
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings I don't live with her... so she technically does anyway.
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI I'd think it was uber cool. I'd probably end up blabbing to everyone, though. Unless she let me join them on some cool missions. That would rock.
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you I wouldn't mind so much. It's up to her, really. Has no impact on who I am, or even who she is.
• admitted she was planning a sex change Laugh. I think it'd be funny if she was a man. She'd not survive!
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend If I had a boyfriend then I would probably freak out...
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum It would explain so much... especially the fact that she's a superhero and a spy... and I have none of these traits
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
[quote=*MJ*]• was secretly The Stig
My Mum is a former amatuer champion Rally Driver. She is The Stig!
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years
My father is dead. This would disturb me in so many ways.
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets...
Help her spend the money
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees
Demand to know why she hadn't told me before, and then get her to sneak me into Comic-Con and help me skip the queues
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings
Want all the details, then write a best selling "fiction" book about it.
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI
Insist she takes me on as her apprentice
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you
I'd want to know her story, but I wouldn't push her.
• admitted she was planning a sex change
Die laughing because this would have to be a practical joke, but if she was serious, support her, of course.
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend
This would shock me more than anything. She cannot stand my ex-boyfriend!
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
• was secretly The Stig well she's the best secret stig ever seeing as she can't drive, to my knowledge. but stranger things have happened
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years write a book based on it and sell the rights to Hollywood. Unfortunately, I wouldn't be able to go to the moon as I can't get a ride; there's that whole mix-up with Nasa where they think I stole sensitive information and I don't get along with the Russians
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets...Sue her. I'm the only one who gets to write books. then write a blog about about my traumatic experience and sell the rights to hollywood
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees nothing at first, but the minute she was kidnapped by an evil genius me and my brothers would be ready to use our inherited superhero skills and go and rescue her. I wouldn't sell the rights to my story to hollywood because I intend to go on and have an exciting career in superheroism and I can't compromise my loyalty to the superhero legion or reveal my identity
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings this so far fetched, sounds like something out of Hallmark movie
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI I am legally obliged not to talk about this.
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you well times were hard
• admitted she was planning a sex change document the whole process on film, and then sell the movie. It will be a heart rendering film, guaranteed at least a viewing on Oprah and maybe an Oscar nod
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriendgo on Jeremy Kyle or Maury, where hopefully my story will be picked up by a hollywood movie executive and they'll buy the rights
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum are you not getting this by now???
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
• was secretly The Stig I'd wonder why she can't drive any faster than 60mph. Also get driving lessons from her and meet the guys at top gear.
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years My father? Well, if she was kidnapped and sent to the moon I'd probably be sad, and with nobody to pay the mortgage homeless. I suppose I'd move in with a friend till uni.
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets... Wouldn't talk to her for a month, then demand all the money she made off the book, and a little extra for compensation.
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees I'd be more interested in how she could fly than her actually flying. I think I'd encourage her down the route of crime, you can make millions with superpowers.
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings Guilt trip her into giving me more money, and make sure I don't have to meet the other family.
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI I'd demand she gets me a job there, or else I'd steal her secret weapons stash
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you She wouldn't have made any money that way. As long as theres no picture proof, I'd just live in denial.
• admitted she was planning a sex change Make sure none of my friends saw her again.
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend What boyfriend/girlfriend?
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum I really wouldn't care, though if my real parents were wealthy I think I'd probably want to meet them.
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
• was secretly The Stig-:cool: I would demand to be taught how to drive like that
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years-Try and go on the moon to live with her or try to bring her back, depends what mood I'm in then I would send the jealous lover to venus for 17 years.
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets...-I would be extremely mad and do the same thing back then a few years later realise i cant be angry forever.
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees If she can be a super hero then so can I
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings-Woah find it weird but accept it i guess.
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI- I might try and follow her to work one day.
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you-I would be shocked, disgusted and ashamed I might get over it later though, its the past.
• admitted she was planning a sex change-I would laugh because i would assume she is joking then when the truth hits, throw a and threaten to move out if she tried. CRAZY
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend- Hell would break loose.
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum-I might forgive if there was a good reason but i dont think i could ever hate her, shes been good to me and loves me. I might try and get in touch with my real parents though
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
• was secretly The Stig Some say he's actually middle-aged woman living in a small village in the South-East of England.
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years I'd send her a moonpig card every birthday.
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets... I'd wonder how she knew about my self-circumcision with a utility knife.
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees In the challenge of challenges, I would give her the objective of saving 100 cats from 100 trees in one minute.
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings Cool, more Christmas presents!
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI I would want to be given all of the state of the art gadgets.
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you I would tell her that she must have been VERY cheap.
• admitted she was planning a sex change I would remark that I thought she had already had one.
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend I'd ask my girlfriend if she was better than me.
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum Wouldn't be all too surprised.
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
Originally Posted by Punch
• was secretly The Stig Some say he's actually middle-aged woman living in a small village in the South-East of England.
• was kidnapped by your father's jealous lover and sent to the moon for 17 years I'd send her a moonpig card every birthday.
• wrote a book revealing all your secrets... I'd wonder how she knew about my self-circumcision with a utility knife.
• was a superhero in real life and could fly and save cats from trees In the challenge of challenges, I would give her the objective of saving 100 cats from 100 trees in one minute.
• told you she had a 2nd family/double life that’s why she’s never home in the evenings Cool, more Christmas presents!
• was a spy for MI5 or the FBI I would want to be given all of the state of the art gadgets.
• was a prostitute/had been a prostitute before she had you I would tell her that she must have been VERY cheap.
• admitted she was planning a sex change I would remark that I thought she had already had one.
• had previously had a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend I'd ask my girlfriend if she was better than me.
• stole you when you were a baby from your real mum Wouldn't be all too surprised.
Lmao the best answers by a clear country mile...
The stig quote..., the moon pig..., the cheap mum..., is she better than me... I loved it all...
Seen a flying pig? Randomly discovered something spam worthy? Let it all out here till your heart's content. Note: postcount not included.
How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
Re: How would you react to each situation if your MUM...
then Like this 
then be interested to see what the secrets are
I might get over it later though, its the past.
and threaten to move out if she tried. CRAZY
Hell would break loose.
