Men today are far too feminine for my liking

Mariusz Pudzianowski, now there's a real man.

Guys in eyeliner are hot.

Moisturiser and mascara - TOO FAR

Even though he waxes every part of his body, wears fake tan and baby oil...

and speedos...

I use lard to style my hair, put bovril on my weetabix and use lion sweat as deodrant. DO YOU WANT ME YET?

i know what you mean, whats all the hype this guyliner, and manscara? lmao.

where the reall menn at?

You can do whatever the **** you want when you can push a truck down the street.

How the hell is moisturiser further than eyeliner? Guys in eyeliner need to have a root around in their Y-fronts for their testicles...and this is coming from someone who doesn't even start to resemble a 'manly' man

Even though he waxes every part of his body, wears fake tan and baby oil...

and speedos...

When I think of guys wearing eyeliner, I think of a guy in a band with messy black hair, guitar in his hairy arms. Good.

With moisturiser I just get this image of this slightly gay looking bloke in wearing tight pants in front of a mirror, slicking this cream onto his pink, baby soft skin. Not good

It's just my opinion : I think that a guy using actual beauty products is a bit wet really, the only thing you need to do is shave and shampoo and eyeliner is just to get a dramatic look, to show that you don't really care.

Metro Pride 2009?

I think a lot of men need to man up and ignore what girls whine about wanting guys to look like. You make women dress up for you, not the other way around.