Present for my boyfriends birthday...

adding this...put some of that body chocolate all over his cock and u crnt stop sucking and licking till u licked it all off.

that can be this birthday cake, and you get to eat it.

there is hardly anything that beats a great blow job.

The notion of "Body chocolate" is actually vile.

I love steak, I love blowjobs and I also love twirls. What more could a guy want?



Edit: I'll answer my own question. A can of ice cold Irn Bru

What's a twirl?

ohhhh a twirl

Yes, a twirl. Now you know how to please your bf

yes boyfried

haha i know the chocolate but when it was used with steak and blow job i thought it was something sexual

Once i was with my mate in 6th form lounge and it was his 18th in like 3 days and his gf text him saying 'rabbit or cat' and we was like wtf!! (his gf was a bit weird i always wondered y he was with her) and he said rabbit not really understanding wat she was on about.

day after his bday he came into the 6th form lounge, dragged me outside and started pissing his self laughing. he told me she dressed up for him...but did it 'diffrently'

she hired out one of them whole body, wolly rabbit suits you can buy!! he said she did thuis 'wat was ment to be sexy' dance (with the big rabbit head still on) and thought she was been really sexy... he said she was puzzled why he couldnt get 'it' up. ahahhaa

i have NEVER EVER laughed so hard and for so long EVER!!!

they broke up a week later.

Providing you get him steak, a blowjob (in the hotel room) and a twirl, sure!