[elfen]

There was about 4 different versions if I remember correctly.

[LuhLah]

I remember in my chem mock for standard grade, we had to draw methane being bubbled through water to some rubbish. Anyway, I drew the upside-down test tube...then it started to look like a penis when I added in all the details, and I kinda doodled the extras..."TIME UP".

I remember getting that paper back with the big red "?" It was so embarrassing

[Jdizzle09]

i really didnt care about science at school and especially chemistry - so i drew a castle in my chemistry standard grade, and said something like water = o2 bcos of the phone advert with the bubbles..haha. also it asked what direction something went in and i put two arrows facing each other... that was in the prelim and i had a massive ? next to it! lol

[Agneisse]

Chemistry too...We had to describe how we would make a buffer solution from a bunch of stuff. I had absolutely no idea (lousy teaching + last-minute cramming) so wrote "by magic"

[LuhLah]

(Original post by Jdizzle09)
i really didnt care about science at school and especially chemistry - so i drew a castle in my chemistry standard grade, and said something like water = o2 bcos of the phone advert with the bubbles..haha. also it asked what direction something went in and i put two arrows facing each other... that was in the prelim and i had a massive ? next to it! lol

Lol, the SQA let you away with that ? :Þ

[Jdizzle09]

(Original post by LuhLah)
Lol, the SQA let you away with that ? :Þ

Haha yeah! i did some stupid stuff... mainly in the prelim though so it was more up to the teacher! But i think he took it as a joke though which was lucky! haha :P

[SwiftRyu]

I can't remember any ridiculous things I've put specifically. I remember a few instances where I've wrote things, thought about it for a second, then just smirked at it for whatever reason. In my English A2 synopsis exam I made an unintentional pun near the start of the exam. I was commenting on food and how it links with overweight children in the media, saying it was a "large" problem and had "huge" ramifications or something. I realised what it might sound like to the examiner and just chuckled and carried on. Put me at ease for the rest of the exam anyway. Long ass exam too.

[Edwin Okli]

(Original post by Homie)
GCSE PE: Done BTEC in Sport, finished the course 2 months early so naturally we were entered into the GCSE PE exam Didn't revise as I had Music that day which was far more important - anyways, the question of the endomorph, exomorph and the other who's name eludes me came up - I ended up putting 'Pie eater' for the larger guy.. I got a D!

The other one's mesomorphic.
I would know the answer to that question because there's a poster outside the changing rooms, and we make fun of this obese guy by pointing at the endomorphic guy (it's not nice but I'm not a nice person).

I've never written anything stupid in actual exams but my mock-mock graphics test was my retard-fest. I still got a C.

[hbk4894]

remember in my GCSE Geography , having troubles with a lot of the questions , so just put random answers in.

[Freaknik]

in the english exam - wrote about a episode of the simpsons then put a wink on the paper telling him or her i'll take them to dinner if they let me pass

ps it was the year 9 sats

[fuze-mo25]

wrote i'd rather be playing cod on my gcse eng lit paper ... bitche's gave me a D

[vitamortis]

I woke up, smoked a joint and completely forgot I had an ICT exam at 9:00am. I had a little trouble concentrating and couldn't recall any information relating to the subject matter, so I went on a little 10-page digression concerning consciousness and subjective existence.

My question was on SSL encryption.

[bishbash72]

I was trying to fail my citizenship exam, so I decided to write as a crazy Marxist, misquoting a bunch of authors and moaning about society.

Still got a C

[sqwerty]

There was a question in a statistics exam about a taxi driver being late. I wrote that the passenger should have asked if he was a wizard, for a wizard is never late nor early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

[Slow+Confused]

In GCSE biology on a question about agriculture's impact on global warming:

"Cows are known to fart a lot..."

[kpwxx]

Something about old people growing cabbages for a hobby. It was in general studies and we all had a challenge to fit the word cabbage in. I didn't do any of the others though, and some people just wrote the word as a sentence... I made it fit the question

[nyan~]

In one of my chemistry exams the question was something like "name this alkene" I didn't know what it was so I wrote a few lines about how I can't name it because I don't know what gender it is, and then proceeded to write a list of all the unisex names I knew

[Perpetuallity]

Short course, compulsary Welsh;

"Dinosoriaid fi yn hoffi am eu bod yn bwyta arholwyr."

Which translates to "I like dinosaurs because they eat examiners." Extremely tangential to the question, but whatevs.

[Xero Xenith]

In RE I ended all long-answer questions with a paragraph about how my beliefs - that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe - conflict with all major religions.

[antihero]

"I wanna be the very best.
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real quest,
To train them is my cause... etc"

To a general studies exam in AS.