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In sociology gcse they asked why there is an increase in extended families .. I said grannies move in with their daughters because they can cook better ..

[Miracle Day]

(Original post by Xero Xenith)
In RE I ended all long-answer questions with a paragraph about how my beliefs - that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe - conflict with all major religions.

What did you get? haha

[mad.shell]

(Original post by antihero)
"I wanna be the very best.
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real quest,
To train them is my cause... etc"

To a general studies exam in AS.

NO WAY! LOOOOOOOL

In my TOEFL exam I had to read an excerpt or something, and since the exams was like 4 hours long, I spaced out. I had to summarize the excerpt in like 1 minute, something about possums, and since I spaced out I just spoke for like 40 seconds. The next 15 seconds was just awkward silence, then I used the last 5 seconds to say: "And that's the way it is."

I thought: "Kill me now."

[winning11]

not ridiculous but my moment of rebellion came in this form

"...you're not reading this are you, Mr ----"
plopped that in an essay question

in gcse mocks (wish i was more bad ass )
and when i got my paper back he didn't even notice

[hannahhaworth]

(Original post by BramsSTFU)
In General Studies at college I didn't answer the questions I just wrote about how my mother is a lunatic, then I wrote some questions of my own and put my email, in case the person marking my paper wanted to answer them. Which they didn't.

I really really REALLY hope this is true. if it is you're probably my favourite person ever.

[WIC]

GCSE Religious Studies: we were asked to discuss whether Britain was a secular society. You can guess what was written.

[Shuv11]

For a first year Uni exam I had a complete mind blank on what IAEA stood for so put down that it was the International Agency for the Evidence of Aliens. Needless to say I didn't get the mark but did get a note on the paper from the marker saying that it was funny, and had brightened up some very dull marking

[Xero Xenith]

(Original post by Miracle Day)
What did you get? haha

An A* the examiners must have been Pastafarians

[Jedicake]

I wrote about Charlie Sheen in my English exam; got an A* for it though so WINNING.

My friend wrote about Martin Luther King being an actual king... He failed.

[animalnitrate]

"Gary Numan" when I had to name a molecule in an A2 Chemistry exam.

[RP-MRU.]

GCSE English language, it asked me to 'inform' the examiner of my plans for next year. I proceeded to explain my life ambitions and I even wrote, "I've been told I can get at least 2 A*s at A-level, I consider myself gifted". Yeah, I was a ****er. Got an A though (yn).

[Lord Jon]

I have:

Made up random statistics for My GCSE Religious Studies paper

But still got an A (2 marks off an A* **** YOU EDEXCEL! )

[manic_fuzz]

This is from my GCSE Business Coursework but...

I somehow ended up writing 'the customers will be made to serve the customers'

And in class I autocorrected every 'a' to 'chicken'; and forgot to delete all the... chickens. No doubt my teacher had a big red circle with 'What!?' on where I'd written 'the business will make chicken profit'

[ItsRach]

I can't remember exactly what I put but I remember comparing of mice and men to a toilet in my GCSE English lit exam.

I got an A.

[antihero]

(Original post by mad.shell)
NO WAY! LOOOOOOOL

In my TOEFL exam I had to read an excerpt or something, and since the exams was like 4 hours long, I spaced out. I had to summarize the excerpt in like 1 minute, something about possums, and since I spaced out I just spoke for like 40 seconds. The next 15 seconds was just awkward silence, then I used the last 5 seconds to say: "And that's the way it is."

I thought: "Kill me now."

LMFAO!!! Total Forrest Gump moment xD love it.

I wish my exams would ask me about possums. They seem like a lot more fun than immunohistological sections :/

[GameGod]

MUN is the proper place for ridicule.

My most ridiculous answers are always when I subtly (unprovably but still perceptibly) imply shockingly controversial things. I can't think of any examples.

[arnoob]

On one of the A* Maths question for my GCSE's I put E=MC2

[starxriddled]

Uhm, my A2 Spanish mock was passed around the teachers due to the 'hilarity'
In the research part, I was not expecting the question (we'd only just started our research phase, so I wrote about how if global warming continues, then Cuba will become completely flooded and cease to exist.
I also wrote all about how I wished I was Winston Churchill...

And in a GCSE physics exam I answered "Why does Saturn have rings?" with: "On the 4th day, God made Saturn, and he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

Physics was never my strong point...

[Boobies.]

Crossed out the 20-something mark essay question at the end of my GCSE food technology exam (which was about eggs) and wrote above the question "Write a pretty song about eggs"

And then I wrote the song that me and Laura devised in our food tech lessons:

Uptown Egg,
She's been living in a hard boiled shell
Bet she never met a caged-raised guy
Bet her henny never told her why
That hens could fly

and then she gooooooees in the pan,
and she fry-yyy-yyyy's
I bet that's when she meets
her caged-raised guy

I said she looked good fried,
then i got swallowed by Hank and died
With the Uptown Egg!
My uptown Eeeeeeg
You know i've been eaten with an
Uptown egg,
My uptowwwwwnnnn egggggg...

[starxriddled]

English language GCSE = basing everything around +44 quote... and getting full marks. I don't even know how it happened...

RE mock exam, question was something along the lines of: "why might a Muslim not agree with deforestation?"
Soo I regurgitated the passages I'd remembered: The prophet said "If you kill anything larger than a sparrow without just cause, then Allah will hold you responsible." A tree is larger than a sparrow and so Muslims may not agree with deforestation, as they try to follow his teachings.

I got marks for this... And a massive smiley face, saying that it was a great new angle..