Whats the most ridiculous statement you have ever put in a exam?

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My mum put testicles instead of tentacles when writing about an octopus before...

I do little things in the aim of pissing off examiners (for the lulz)

i.e in Economics where you have to draw diagrams, I've written 'As shown by my rather beautiful diagram,...'

I know, I know:

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hbk4894

Original post by Jesseecar123

My mum put testicles instead of tentacles when writing about an octopus before...

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XxelliexX

mock biology exam - 'explain the importance of water in photosynthesis', i said 'water is important for photosynthesis'

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TurboCretin

Oh General Studies. I spent the whole exam trying to cram Metallica song titles into my answer.

I think I managed about seventeen.

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truthisevil

I was writing about baptism in RS and I couldn't think what to call the person being baptised.

I chose the word "victim" throughout! :sigh:

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Harriet : )

In a geography exam I had to draw a cliff so my caption underneath read " Erosion shown by Cliff (Richard)" I thought it was quite funny myself, got an A so I don't think the examiner minded :smile:

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Tabers

In a biology exam there was a question about why farmers breed rare breeds. Me being stupid and rather than putting something about genetics put so that they can open a rare breed farm to make more money. Somehow I don't think that is what they were after.

Oh and in an archaeology exam I had a question about museums and why some are better than others. I put about how I'd tried the children's activities in a museum to test them of which I enjoyed dressing up the most. Why did I have to go and put that? It might have been the truth but that was a serious exam.

The thing is I put both of these in seriously and then came out of the exam and thought why the hell did I go and do that?!

(edited 12 years ago)

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Hooby

In my science GCSE mock at school the question was why should people eat yoghurt...I couldn't resit putting because the calcium in the yoghurt makes bones grow strongerer :smile:

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fxyz

My friend had an Arabic exam and she didn't know a word of arabic except 'falafel' LOL. in her exam she wrote 'Pls pls pls pls don't fail me mr examiner, my mums gonna kill me!!'

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kidoo

Eng Lit was comparing two poems, one of which was something about a man feeling as if the loss of his is son is like losing his right hand - So then to compare the texts I wrote "On the other hand (tehee)"

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hbk4894

Original post by fxyz

My friend had an Arabic exam and she didn't know a word of arabic except 'falafel' LOL. in her exam she wrote 'Pls pls pls pls don't fail me mr examiner, my mums gonna kill me!!'

well , why was she doing a arabic exam if she doesnt know any arabic?

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fxyz

Original post by hbk4894

well , why was she doing a arabic exam if she doesnt know any arabic?

We had a string of rubbish arabic teachers.. out of 14 students doing arabic only 3 passed. The rest got a U or F lol.

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Larry31

Mentioned the Queen in my Year 11 RS exam :P and somehow insulted pacifists whilst saying how good they were xD can't remember how :P oh and I said my friend took drugs in a Spanish speaking exam,without realizing that she had her speaking exam right after me! Apparently the examiner gave her a funny look xD

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anuradha_d

Okay so Lit last year
I wason my last paragraph, and I had 2 minutes left
So I went

There are many other characters in TKAM that reflect (went on for a bit)
And then said
However, due to a shortage of time, I will just say this...

:facepalm:

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high

Two sort of funny things I did in an English Controlled assessment
1. I was analyzing Carol Ann Duffy's poem Mrs Tilschers Class and at one point it said:
"A tangible alarm made you always untidy, hot" I said that the tangible alarm was pubic hair.

2. I said that in Romeo and Juliet that the two families where very much alike the crips and bloods (american gangs).

Got an A for both of them so all is well.

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mad.shell

Original post by sqwerty

there was a question in a statistics exam about a taxi driver being late. I wrote that the passenger should have asked if he was a wizard, for a wizard is never late nor early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

epic. Simply epic.

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fairycakeRachel

In my RE mock

'I don't think this is very good - so here's a picture of a flower'
*Draws Flower*

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Sazhns2

It's not as ridiculous as other ones, but in my physics GCSE the question was : "What solar system is Earth in?" and my mind went completely blank and I wrote "How am I meant to know that?!". Needless to say, I was ripped apart by my friends after the exam :P