(Original post by dystopiacalls)
In AS General Studies last year everyone in our 6th form put "Ninjas got the skills to pay the bills" somewhere. Came out with full marks on that paper! ...Maybe I should be a ninja..?
I wouldn't, no pension.
How can you get full marks when obviously at least one question is wrong? Exams eh...
(Original post by menaa-x)
do the examiners still have to go through your whole paper even if for half of the questions you're basically taking the piss? like if you have a few serious questions after it..
Love to see the exam boards newsletters, I bet they have some really funny ones in there.
Like the answer to is hell exothermic, although that one is made up I think.
A question vaguely related to some statistics released by the Conservative Party. I glanced at the clock, realised that my verbosity had left me with five minutes of writing time left to go, and just scribbled "David Cameron is a sanctimonious arse".
Walked out. Got a U.
I don't think I've ever been prouder of a failure.
My maths teacher was talking about how boring it can be marking tons of maths papers and mentioned that sometimes people write little messages which break up the montony. Nothing very funny though, usually just thinks like "i'm sorry i couldn't do this" etc. I plan if i have extra time in the maths exam to write a litttle joke, to cheer the marker up and hopefully they will slip me a few extra marks