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The Omegle Chat Thread-Post your wacky Omegle Chat logs here!

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    Hi, there.Have you heard of Omegle? Well I didn't until a couple of days ago when someone posted of tsr about Omegle.Its a weird chat site where you talk with random strangers with absolute anonymity and can save the logs:eek: .Its kinda fun.But I warn you this is not for the faint of heart.Coz some of them on Omegle are plain creepy! :woo:

    So do post your strange,hilarious logs here.

    So here is my first chat log:

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hello
    You: hello
    Stranger: I have an offer for you.
    You: sure
    You: I'm listening
    Stranger: WHAT IF I OFFERED TO SELL YOU NOT ONE, BUT TWO CONTAINERS OF OXY-CLEAN AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR MOM ON A SILVER PLATTER?
    You: that would be a bargain!
    Stranger: YOU BET YOUR ******* ASS IT IS
    Stranger: YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR PETS
    You: sure
    Stranger: ON YOUR WALLS
    Stranger: ON YOUR FLOORS
    You: what the shipping ad?
    Stranger: ON YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
    Stranger: HELL, YOU CAN DRY SCRUB THE HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR NUTS
    Stranger: aw you're no fun. I want someone who yells back.
    You: Wow.I'm amazed by your intellectual vocab.Are you on anger management?
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: I'm just powertrolling.
    You: oh.There's a word for that.Wow.Didn't know.Sorry I'm too polite
    Stranger: S'all good.
    Stranger: Hitler had it right the first time!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    I heard abut it the other day when I saw it on a comm. on another website.
    Basically everyone there went on pretending to be a chatacter from lost and was saying all this stuff. Some people play along, others are like what?! or you get the whole disconnected thing. lol
    I can't find them right now though.
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    I love this website!!!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hey bitch.
    Stranger: whatsup.
    You: not a lot
    You: it's midnight here
    You: meh
    Stranger: ahaha.
    You: how are you
    Stranger: im gay.
    You: cool
    You: are you male or female
    Stranger: female.
    You: where do you live?
    Stranger: im gay.
    Stranger: where do u live.
    You: i live in cambridge, united kingdom
    You: you live in a place called 'im gay'?
    Stranger: nope
    Stranger: i live in afghanistan
    You: i think it's illegal to be gay in afghanistan
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: ur gay.
    Stranger: white trash
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    I had this just a few minuets ago

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey hottie
    You: Hey sexay!
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: both...
    Stranger: ur a tranny?
    You: no im just both
    You: and loving it
    Stranger: how r u both?
    You: My dad is a guy and my mom is a woman
    You: I'm both
    Stranger: ok dick or pussy?
    You: half - half
    Stranger: so u gotta vagina and a cock
    You: you could say that
    Stranger: mmmmmm
    Stranger: i wanna ride it and cum
    You: And I wanna hit you with mine
    You: its quite big
    Stranger: how big?
    You: Big
    You: very big
    You: Big enough to knock you off your feet
    Stranger: over 12 inches?
    You: big enough to knock you on your butt, how big you guess?
    Stranger: 13inches
    You: no
    You: keep going
    You: your almost there
    Stranger: 15inches
    You: oooh so close
    You: 2 more tries
    Stranger: 18
    You: nope
    You: 1 more try
    Stranger: 16
    You: ohhh nope, sorry Thank you for playing and hope to see you again soon
    You have disconnected.
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    You: Hi
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: female?
    You: No

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    I've met some great people through that site. A+
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    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=915025 ahem. Sort of already exists.
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    So I rolled with it.
    You: hey

    Stranger: hi my name is voldemort

    You: do you ever worry you might be too good looking to get a boyfriend?

    Stranger: well, i am a boy, i am voldemort

    You: voldemort, you probably don't have this problem

    You: but i know a lot of other gay men think they might be too good looking to get a boyfriend

    Stranger: you are gay?

    You: but i imagine it's the converse for you, right?

    You: too ugly is it?

    You: seen as though you're kind of crossed with a snake

    You: got those weird nostrils going on

    You: i mean.. y'know... maybe some people are turned on by it

    Stranger: well i dont care about girls i just want to kill harry potter

    You: but i suppose you must go on some pretty ffreaky dating sites for the kind of guys that are into that

    You: ah, is he your crush?

    Stranger: no!

    You: i wouldn't have thought he's your type

    You: doesn't have any piercings or tattoos or anything

    Stranger: i dont care about relationships because i am voldemort

    Stranger: i am supreme

    You: i can tell it's beating you up insdie

    You: secretly you just want harry to pop up and give you a big ol' hug

    Stranger: no... i dont

    You: come now voldey

    You: is it ok if i call you voldey?

    Stranger: i guess

    You: ok good

    You: listen voldey

    You: you just need to chill out

    Stranger: why

    You: i understand if you're not really really good looking and handsome like harry potter or hermione or luna or ron you might find it harder to get a long term partner

    You: but just relax

    You: going around killing people isn't going to make it happen any faster

    You: you just need to chill out and be paitient

    You: and when it happens it won't even matter that it's taken you...what? 19 years?

    You: to find someone who cares for you as much as you care for them

    Stranger: ...

    You: don't worry

    You: we're all on the same boat in life

    You: right enough you have slits for nostrils

    Stranger: i like my face...

    You: but you'll find a man who will see through that love just love you for who you really are

    You: well there you see

    You: you look really nice

    You: and you have so many extraordinary wizarding powers

    You: you must be pretty good at having sex

    You: amiright?!

    You: voldey?

    Stranger: im not gay...

    You: ..................awkward....... ....

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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