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Best Chav Jokes you know

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2 normal blokes and a chav walk into a bar and see jesus sat at a table. They all send him a drink over. Jesus finishes his drinks and comes to thank them, he shakes the first mans hand,
" my broken arm, it's cured! Thankyou Jesus!", Jesus so smiles and shakes the next mans hand," My bad back, it's better! Thankyou Jesus!". Again Jesus smiles and goes to shake the chavs hand, the chav( who appears to have a broken leg) backs off and says " No thanks mate I'm on disability benefits.

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Aimee91

A chav is a sat at a bar when this really camp, gay man walks in. He sits next to the chav and has a few drinks. Anyway, a little later on when he's a bit drunk he leans to the chav and whispers " how about a blowjob?", the chav goes mad and starts hitting him over the head with his stool and drags him outside. The chav then comes back in and starts drinking his pint again. The barman asks, " I see you in here everyday and you never act like that. What did he say to make you so angry?", the chav replies " dunno something about a job."