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A boy farted in our exam

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Reply 40

one2three_abc

danadd9

Did you do that purely for the neg-rep?

You beat me to it, if so :sigh:

You're just too slow! :cool:

Reply 41

Shaun1991

Not being funny but why be embarrassed by that? Loud farts are something to be proud of, I personally would have stood up and bowed.

Reply 42

tropical-twist3

sk88

she probably pretended not to hear it, so she wouldn't have to disqualify you?

Oh... aaw

Reply 43

Haft_Hasht_Shish

It wasn't my exam but back in the GCSE days, I called one of my friends "after" an exam. Many rings later he picks up in what seemed like a quiet setting and said "mate, I'm in my Maths exam".

It's funny enough that he forgot his phone was in his pocket ("Butterfly" by Crazy Town ringtone set to max volume in case you're wondering) but hilarious that he picked up in front of everyone.

Reply 44

Amandem

Shaun1991

Not being funny but why be embarrassed by that? Loud farts are something to be proud of, I personally would have stood up and bowed.

Well said mate, I wouldn't hang my head in shame. I'd laugh it off. No need to cry eh?

In all honesty, I did talk to him in the end and asked how the test was. No mention of the fart btw.

Reply 45

Dan011

Liverpool F.C.™

It happens, we're all humans. Hope it happens to you next time.

Good man

Reply 46

MapOfYourHead

I'm not someone who laughs at farts per se (because we all are really :yep:

) but you have to hand it to a friend of mine who thought she'd beat the system in a french exam.... "ok, it's coming and you can't stop it...let it out slowly and it won't make a sound"

what actually happened was like a really, really long high pitched squeal, it was outstanding....

Reply 47

my_username_was_taken

lol an invigalators phone actually went off, we allt urned and he looked really embarassed and walked outside haha, right after the invigalators said YOU MUST NOT HAVE YOUR PHONES. Haha was funny, felt sorry for the old man, he probably didn't realise what silent was :frown:

Reply 48

MewMachine

nigel_s

A better one though was when a teacher tried to find people who had phones on in the exam by doing a bluetooth scan. He just read a name off the list without realising what it said. Unfourtunately for him (but to the whole year's amusement) it was "I ****ed your mum last nite". He went very red and started shouting. A lot.

That's actually brilliant :biggrin:

In my History exam last year I put my hand up for more paper and two invilgilators walked towards me, both trying to give me some. They both started walking faster and the one that lost just did a complete U-turn and walked away :yep:

Not quite as funny but still :smile:

Reply 49

dlg3579

I was concentrating on my resit in Geography (2 weeks ago) and so deep in thought that when the invilgilator said "You have 5 minutes left" I actually jumped out of my seat in shock and swore. I'm such an easy scare and wasnt expecting it as i didnt even look at the clock much. Only 5 of us in the exam hall but the invilgilator couldnt stop laughing when i'm frantically writing about mega cites.

Reply 50

grape:)

I tend to get really loud nervous tummy rumbles which sound like I'm breaking wind. I usually get the laughs.

Reply 51

hardcoretophat

gill2711

Lol, last year in Socio one of the lads farted and everyone heard and looked round, so he started frowning and shaking his head at the invigilator and everyone thought it was her =D FUNNY.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! :rofl:

pos rep mate, that left me with a stitch.

Reply 52

ticktockclock

a_t

someone was sick in one of my exams once :yep:

if anyone uses cool story bro pic they get negged

youre not the boss of me, ill do what i want.

Reply 53

gravitywontgetyouhigh

While people were taking their seats, a rather large girl in my year sat down and completely took the seat down as well as the table...breaking both of them. Seriously, a mimic of “Shallow Hal” where the four legs were flattened. :rofl2:

Ahahh, the hall roared with laughter. The guy I was sat in front was in tears. Throughout the exam all you heard was people laughing to themselves! Thank God, pun not intended, that it was gcse religious studies; useless.

Reply 54

gyyy2807

nigel_s

This boy who tries to act hard in my year's phone went off once, and the ringtone was:

i wish i was there :biggrin:

Reply 55

Bong-Bong

I turn off my phone and take the friggin' battery out to make sure the bastard doesn't ring.

Reply 56

tom tom

Kevin J

Similiar. A friend of mine, I use this term very loosely after I found out about this, told me that he had a fart brewing in an exam, he pushed it out silently and a little piece of poo came out.

True story. Dude works in Greggs now.