My poo won't flush

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  1. parpirate's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    (Original post by antididdy)
    :troll:
    :rolleyes:
    I could prove it if you really wanted....
  2. turgon's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    Yep get a bucket of water, and empty it over the toilet from a great height. That should break it up a little.

    EDIT: Make sure its not too high, you don't want everything splashing out of the toilet.
    Last edited by turgon; 14-06-2009 at 11:49.
  3. BackDoorEntry's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    Next time you go, force pressurised wee onto the poo and try and shift it off. At least if that doesn't work, you will have a well lubricated bowl to flush it off
  4. mikka_09's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    ahh this thread made me laugh so much! thanks for brightening my day!
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    Re: My poo won't flush
  6. antididdy's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    (Original post by parpirate)
    :rolleyes:
    I could prove it if you really wanted....
    I can prove you are a troll
  7. paine_'s Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    the suspense is killing me..
  8. parpirate's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    (Original post by antididdy)
    I can prove you are a troll
    No you can't.
  9. TheConfuddledOne's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    I was expecting a few crap jokes to have been said by now...
  10. gman2k8's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    haahah classic.
  11. ChunkymunkyDJC's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    Eat it :teeth:
  12. Ice_Queen's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    Latex gloves, dig it out.

    If not, epsom salts do it, according to my boyfriend...
  13. emmielociraptor's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    Paint a big smiley face on it, make a sign that says "Hi *housemate's name*" and stick it in the turd with a toothpick. Give the poop a name and insist he stays there.

    If you're lucky, your housemate will see the funny side and accept Percy Poo as a member of the family.
  14. Alex5383's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    Fill a bucket with hot water and pour it into the toilet. The force of the water should push it away and the hot water gets rid of any toilet paper.
  15. parpirate's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    Toilet brush whilst flushing seemed to work, though the brush then needed some cleaning :s

    Thanks for your help guys
  16. TheConfuddledOne's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    (Original post by emmielociraptor)
    Paint a big smiley face on it, make a sign that says "Hi *housemate's name*" and stick it in the turd with a toothpick. Give the poop a name and insist he stays there.

    If you're lucky, your housemate will see the funny side and accept Percy Poo as a member of the family.
    If only it was Christmas it would be Mr Hanky the Christmas poo...
  17. palacefc8's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    just put a load of toilet paper over it, then he wont even see it
  18. Donnahh's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    Lmao, put something in it to dissolve it haha, bleach? baking soda? ahaa poo eruption!
  19. Anonymous's Avatar
    Re: My poo won't flush
    I know you've already done it but doesn't sticking a wad of toilet paper to your hand and a quick prod do the job? Not really that gross....
  20. nathan2010's Avatar
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    Re: My poo won't flush
    Do you have a computer in your bathroom?
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