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My poo won't flush

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    (Original post by antididdy)
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    I could prove it if you really wanted....
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    Yep get a bucket of water, and empty it over the toilet from a great height. That should break it up a little.

    EDIT: Make sure its not too high, you don't want everything splashing out of the toilet.
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    Next time you go, force pressurised wee onto the poo and try and shift it off. At least if that doesn't work, you will have a well lubricated bowl to flush it off
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    ahh this thread made me laugh so much! thanks for brightening my day!
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    (Original post by parpirate)
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    I could prove it if you really wanted....
    I can prove you are a troll
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    the suspense is killing me..
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    (Original post by antididdy)
    I can prove you are a troll
    No you can't.
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    I was expecting a few crap jokes to have been said by now...
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    haahah classic.
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    Eat it :teeth:
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    Latex gloves, dig it out.

    If not, epsom salts do it, according to my boyfriend...
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    Paint a big smiley face on it, make a sign that says "Hi *housemate's name*" and stick it in the turd with a toothpick. Give the poop a name and insist he stays there.

    If you're lucky, your housemate will see the funny side and accept Percy Poo as a member of the family.
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    Fill a bucket with hot water and pour it into the toilet. The force of the water should push it away and the hot water gets rid of any toilet paper.
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    Toilet brush whilst flushing seemed to work, though the brush then needed some cleaning :s

    Thanks for your help guys
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    (Original post by emmielociraptor)
    Paint a big smiley face on it, make a sign that says "Hi *housemate's name*" and stick it in the turd with a toothpick. Give the poop a name and insist he stays there.

    If you're lucky, your housemate will see the funny side and accept Percy Poo as a member of the family.
    If only it was Christmas it would be Mr Hanky the Christmas poo...
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    just put a load of toilet paper over it, then he wont even see it
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    Lmao, put something in it to dissolve it haha, bleach? baking soda? ahaa poo eruption!
    #1

    I know you've already done it but doesn't sticking a wad of toilet paper to your hand and a quick prod do the job? Not really that gross....
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    Do you have a computer in your bathroom?
Updated: June 14, 2009
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