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    Keep them quick,
    Keep them simple &
    Keep them funny.

    I'll kick off;

    * I used to be so indecisive....but now I'm not so sure.

    I'll round up the ones that attract the lolz and I'll put them in a poll in another thread sometime soon.
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    Heard it a while ago, but still quality.
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    Me and my girlfriend have been going out for .... *thinks* ...... Sex.
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    I was wondering all along, why did the frisbee get bigger and bigger as it came towards me.

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    Rape is surprise sex.
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    (Original post by Just Another Student)
    Keep them quick,
    Keep them simple &
    Keep them funny.

    I'll kick off;

    * I used to be so indecisive....but now I'm not so sure.

    I'll round up the ones that attract the lolz and I'll put them in a poll in another thread sometime soon.
    Venison's dear, isn't it?
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