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    Keep them quick,
    Keep them simple &
    Keep them funny.

    I'll kick off;

    * I used to be so indecisive....but now I'm not so sure.

    I'll round up the ones that attract the lolz and I'll put them in a poll in another thread sometime soon.
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    9/10 people enjoy gangrape.

    Heard it a while ago, but still quality.
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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    Me and my girlfriend have been going out for .... *thinks* ...... Sex.
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    I was wondering all along, why did the frisbee get bigger and bigger as it came towards me.

    And then it hit me.
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    A boy who couldn't see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday.

    I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
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    Rape is surprise sex.
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    lol I wish I could rep every one of you in this thread. *subscribes*
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    Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I'll never know. Good ol' Groucho.
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    There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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    (Original post by Just Another Student)
    Keep them quick,
    Keep them simple &
    Keep them funny.

    I'll kick off;

    * I used to be so indecisive....but now I'm not so sure.

    I'll round up the ones that attract the lolz and I'll put them in a poll in another thread sometime soon.
    Venison's dear, isn't it?
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    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
    Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
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