Vomiting in my own hair and my mates bed, waking up and panicking because I had to get to the other side of London (my uni) in just over an hour to hand in an essay for a deadline. So I brushed the vomit out of my hair, tied it up REALLY tight, sprayed perfume in it, and went to uni.
Passing out and falling down a flight of stairs, sobering up enough to think "I could have broken a leg, is anything broken? No" and going to sleep, on the bottom of a staircase.
Tripping on mdma and sitting in a toilet sink going: "I'M SO LOOSE!" before putting my legs behind my head and doing contortion in front of my mates who are equally tripping but trying to stop me bending myself. Also freaking out with some weird hallucination because my best friend had no head.
Erm, numerous passing out. Waking up with leaves in my hair. Accidentally getting someone beaten up. Having a massive argument and throwing my phone against the wall, then crying because my phone was broken and calling my mum to tell her this, extremely drunk, crying: "MUM, I'VE BROKEN MY PHONEEEEEE AND I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW ONE, OH NO MUM WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
Trying to convince a mate's very religious Christian, very strict dad that I was sober by talking to him in his own language; Arabic...I don't speak Arabic.
Dancing on the tube absolutely coked up to the eyeballs to Basement Jaxx, "JUST LIKE RAINDROPSSSSSSSSSS". Actually, it was probably the alcohol which made me sing.
Passing out in Euston Sq drunk. Actually just passed out, completely dead had drunk like a whole bottle of Vodka though. I had to pee in a bush too that night, oh God the shame. Also, if I recall right I had an argument and decided to go home, so I was standing at the crossing absolutely hammered trying to get across the road but not even being able to tell if it was green (it was like 11PM so heavy traffic), and my mate actually carrying me kicking and screaming away from the road because I would have probably killed myself crossing. Proceeded to smash my bag into a lamp post and have a whole bottle of beer smash and soak everything in my bag and ruin my iPod.
""pizza:the home made pizza without a baking tray pizza, the 3000 kcal pizza, the pizza we never ate, the pizza we wished we had, the never handed out the flyers pizza, the why the **** does he pick his nose when everyone is eating pizza, the fungi pizza, the why the **** is this german guy spilling cous from his mouth to the table and putting it back on the plate, " we should have had pizza instead" pizza, the why the **** is he picking his nose AGAIN while we're eating pizza, pizza, the I will never eat pizza agan pizza, the "we're running for the first time this year just to get to USA pizza asap pizza. And I just realised they dont sell pizza at McDonalds.""