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Reply 20
My personal favorite: eating Spaghetti then drinking Tesco value vodka ( a.k.a paint stripper ), then puking up. It looks like silly string :biggrin:.
I have others that i cant be bothered to type up
Reply 21
LOL I was SO pISSed and RANdoM laSt nIght LOL!!!
Reply 22
Nick_000
Being thrown down the stairs of a nightclub by a bouncer then trying to walk back in like nothing ever happened.


One of my win moments for the year.
Got escorted outta a pub/clubby thing at like 3am for being too drunk.
Walked two feet down the road, popped into a doorway, stole a ciggy off someone, smoked that, and wandered straight back in and got myself another pint :biggrin:
Reply 23
Yuck, is it only me who does not find this type of stuff cool??!
Reply 24
Porscha!
Yuck, is it only me who does not find this type of stuff cool??!


Yes.
Reply 25
Porscha!
Yuck, is it only me who does not find this type of stuff cool??!


Definitely. You should be ASHAMED.
Reply 26
Porscha!
Yuck, is it only me who does not find this type of stuff cool??!


It's not cool, so much as stupid stuff you did that you can laugh at.
probably when i went out with my lads for a few pints and then one of me lads pissed in my drink and i still got drunk

proper piss up or what??? haha
Being drunk at school (alumni evening with free wine).
Then bending the 'S' outwards - on the front gate - which my friend then decides to just rip off so it then read 'chool'.

Thats the most recent one (only a couple of days ago). Can't be bothered to think of other ones...
Reply 29
:biggrin: Just got my first neg rep for this thread.
Apparently people don't understand the context of quotation marks anymore.
Vomiting in my own hair and my mates bed, waking up and panicking because I had to get to the other side of London (my uni) in just over an hour to hand in an essay for a deadline. So I brushed the vomit out of my hair, tied it up REALLY tight, sprayed perfume in it, and went to uni.

Passing out and falling down a flight of stairs, sobering up enough to think "I could have broken a leg, is anything broken? No" and going to sleep, on the bottom of a staircase.

Tripping on mdma and sitting in a toilet sink going: "I'M SO LOOSE!" before putting my legs behind my head and doing contortion in front of my mates who are equally tripping but trying to stop me bending myself. Also freaking out with some weird hallucination because my best friend had no head.

Erm, numerous passing out. Waking up with leaves in my hair. Accidentally getting someone beaten up. Having a massive argument and throwing my phone against the wall, then crying because my phone was broken and calling my mum to tell her this, extremely drunk, crying: "MUM, I'VE BROKEN MY PHONEEEEEE AND I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW ONE, OH NO MUM WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOOOOOOOOO!?"

Trying to convince a mate's very religious Christian, very strict dad that I was sober by talking to him in his own language; Arabic...I don't speak Arabic.

Dancing on the tube absolutely coked up to the eyeballs to Basement Jaxx, "JUST LIKE RAINDROPSSSSSSSSSS". Actually, it was probably the alcohol which made me sing.

Passing out in Euston Sq drunk. Actually just passed out, completely dead had drunk like a whole bottle of Vodka though. I had to pee in a bush too that night, oh God the shame. Also, if I recall right I had an argument and decided to go home, so I was standing at the crossing absolutely hammered trying to get across the road but not even being able to tell if it was green (it was like 11PM so heavy traffic), and my mate actually carrying me kicking and screaming away from the road because I would have probably killed myself crossing. Proceeded to smash my bag into a lamp post and have a whole bottle of beer smash and soak everything in my bag and ruin my iPod.

""pizza:the home made pizza without a baking tray pizza, the 3000 kcal pizza, the pizza we never ate, the pizza we wished we had, the never handed out the flyers pizza, the why the **** does he pick his nose when everyone is eating pizza, the fungi pizza, the why the **** is this german guy spilling cous from his mouth to the table and putting it back on the plate, " we should have had pizza instead" pizza, the why the **** is he picking his nose AGAIN while we're eating pizza, pizza, the I will never eat pizza agan pizza, the "we're running for the first time this year just to get to USA pizza asap pizza. And I just realised they dont sell pizza at McDonalds.""
Thursday just there, barely making it out of a club to go around to corner and go for a tactical.
Reply 32
Garnerish
It's not cool, so much as stupid stuff you did that you can laugh at.


LOL I see, done plenty of that :biggrin: :biggrin: :woo:
Reply 33
i love how all of these involve alcohol :smile:
Reply 34
Oh I know another one... or two...
Got drunk outside a church off Strongbow at 2pm, wandered into school for a pee, got a bus home and threw up. I was hungover by 9. Bad times.

Got stupidly stoned, and slightly drunk at a party. Fell asleep for 3 hours and had two people sitting on my feet making out. Then I got a taxi home, and swam in the Yorkshire championships the next day. WIN.
Reply 35
Smiley - the disturbing thing is that my v. embarrassing moments often don't involve alcohol!! As I very rarely drink more than a couple of glasses of wine and a caffe amaretto or an irish coffee!
Reply 36
i think mine has to be waking up the next morning after a VERY good night out hugging a traffic cone.....
Classy gal.
Reply 37
Hula129
i think mine has to be waking up the next morning after a VERY good night out hugging a traffic cone.....
Classy gal.


At least weren't trying to... ahem... yeah.
Reply 38
nigel_s
At least weren't trying to... ahem... yeah.



haha nawww.... im glad to say i was fully clothed :cool:
Reply 39
Accidentally smashing a glass in a toilet in a gothic style pub/bar (which in a drunken stupor I insisted on taking with me to the toilet, in case it got spiked - I can't trust my friends ... - due in part to an unfortunate incident when they secretly poured away a lemonade of mine and filled it with water from a water fountain in Nottingham town centre, and proceeded to let me drink it - but that's another story ...), and throwing up in a pitcher. Good times.

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