HCA, can't beat it.
Oh hang on, you want to be a Doctor, maybe you'd better stick to the admin style jobs, that way you can practice your hand writing 'skills' and how to act like you're above everyone else
HCA isn't all poo. A run down of my day on earlies would be handing out menus and helping to fill them in between 7:30 and 8:30, changing any beds that are empty already between 8:30 and 9ish, 9ish onwards is helping people wash (depending on your ward, you might have everyone needing a bed bath, or no-one - on mine it's generally 1 in 5 patients are all care, the rest either just need supervision or can do it all themselves) and changing the rest of the beds either as they're washing or whilst you're washing them - if someone is physically unable to roll themselves, mentally vacant, needs hoisting or something normally you'll do it with a nurse or another HCA. After everyone's washed and dressed, beds changed etc. about 11, then it's obs, 11:30 you get a break, then if there's any simple tests that need doing (ECGs, MRSA screens, urine screens if someone's provided a sample) you do them and write the forms out, 12ish is lunch, which is handing out meals and helping those who need it - again about 1 in 8 on my ward tend to need help, we have a few NBM and everyone else can do it themself. After lunch you pick up the odd jobs, do obs, anymore tests that need doing, start transfers. Go home at 2:30pm
OFC, in all of that time, if anyone presses a call bell then you have to answer it, which is normally a toilet run, but tbh unless people are completly bed bound and mentally vacant then you won't have to handle that much poo, unless a sample is needed, which is just scooping it into a pot.
Afternoon shift is different on my ward to most other peoples, because we only have patients in for at most, 10 days, and often for just a few days, it's a lot of transfers or stripping and washing beds, again, answering the call bells and doing any of the simple tests that need doing, as well as obs*. You get a lot of visitors in the afternoons so looking after the patients is minimal tbh on an afternoon shift. We do dinner at 5pm,
Haven't done a night shift yet, but I'd imagine it's like an afternoon shift but with more sleeping people!
NO, it's not an incredibly exciting job, YES there's a lot of poo and vomit around, but if you want to go into the medical profession that much you should be able to suck it up and get on with it. It's about helping the patients out and whilst you do all the skanky jobs you get to know the patients really well because you're there helping them do everything if they need it.
*4 hourly really, but some patients are on 1 and 2 hourly, so you have to keep up with that.