Which GCSEs do you think require the least effort of all?

I don't think English requires any effort at all.

All you do is make things up

It was English lit and lang for me.
I just memorised a load of things that examiners look out for, and picked random quotes from the text.
And *********** a lot of stuff.
I got an A and a B

Of the subjects I did, probably Astronomy and Business Studies were the easiest. For Astronomy I basically memorised facts (and not that many of them) and regurgitated them; for the coursework I drew a picture of the Moon (much of which was traced rather than drawn freehand) and filled in an observation chart showing its phases over the course of a few weeks. The exam was a complete piece of pi**.

Business Studies was likewise largely memory-based with a handful of longer questions where you had to apply knowledge to a given situation.

Italian, which I did this year, was arguably easier for me personally but that's because languages are my kind of thing. The reading and listening papers in particular were of a standard you might expect of a not-very-bright ten-year-old on the Continent studying English.

I thought English was difficult, so I spent days reading through the anthology and set text (bloody Catcher in the Rye) and making sure I knew what kind of thing the examiners would ask for and all that stuff. I got 2 A*s.

In all honesty, no one REALLY likes a show-off.

In all honesty, you started it

Name them.