girls whats an acceptable penis size

Noo, not at all. Shove your boner in a pretty girl's face and she will be happy I mean, if she consents, don't just do it in the street

I can safely say I've only been disappointed once and that was due to an incredibly drunken night that lasted about 2 minutes, featured a scary animal like noise then the fatal words "was that as good for you as it was for me?" that's the only time I've wanted to slit my throat with my own fingernails.

Well I did apologise afterwards!

Jeez! Women.

Noo, not at all. Shove your boner in a pretty girl's face and she will be happy I mean, if she consents, don't just do it in the street

I can safely say I've only been disappointed once and that was due to an incredibly drunken night that lasted about 2 minutes, featured a scary animal like noise then the fatal words "was that as good for you as it was for me?" that's the only time I've wanted to slit my throat with my own fingernails.

I'd rather it was thicker than longer. A pencil dick isn't gonna do anything for me I'm afraid.

Mine's so big it's impractical. It won't even fit under an Ikea desk, and I thought they were the best at ergonomics?

Haha!! I never complained, I'm far too polite!
I also didn't tell anyone...except the internet, so don't be too angry!!

ah ha, that famous line that guys who are swag in bed use, and 2 minutes! damn he must of been like a rabbit or summut, so what size would you say would be your perfect size?
then i can see wether i measure under or over

I hate to sound harsh, but one guy I had was about 5 or just under and I couldn't even feel him unless it was doggy and he was really, really going for it.
I'd say 7 and a half or 8 would be awesome.
And thicker is most definitely better.

Anon!

It's my own fault, really. I should've made the post anonymous.

Now the whole interwebz knows that I have a ridiculously small penis and that I'm crap in bed. However, what I lack in inches I make up for in comedy phrases mid-coitus.

Go me!

you been doing yourself with a 9 inch piece of rubber dong then ? wouldnt be doing you.. would be like throwing a sausage into a flat

Haha, lucky for me its the first and only time I've heard it said seriously. After I told my boyfriend about it he says it all the time -.-

I honestly don't pay that much attention to size. It's what you do with it that counts. If you're good in bed, I don't think a lady would care if your penis is that small. OF course there are obvious exceptions.

Plus, girls with massive vaginas tend to complain mor anyway: stay away from the slutty girls and you can be as small as you want

i know what you're saying, iv'e banged a couple wizards sleaves in my time, never had any complaints though. i mainly started this thread out of boredom and just to see how i match up for fun.

Why ask ? Be happy with what you have ? It's not like you'll be able to grow it out, all depends on age/genetics etc.

Ah, so true! Your mid-coitus comedy phrases are by far the best I've ever had!

Going down someone like that would be like shouting your name into the Grand Canyon....echooooo, echoooo.