Omg, most of these are so similar to mine lol, I work in Tescos and well its an absolute nightmare most of the time.
Like last week on a Thursday at about 8pm onwards it got REALLY busy so while I was serving you can here these people talking about you saying "Oh look, hes sooooo slow, wish I hadn't got in this queue now!", I wouldn't mind but I was serving about 30 customers on average an hour, the target is like 10, my efficieny was also through the roof for that day. Also how dare people comment on me doing my job and acting like they can do it better than me, I for one feel tempted to look up, stare at them, point and say "You...you think you can do this better than me, well be my guest!" and just step aside and beckon them around, I would love to see the look on their face, but alas I'd probably get sacked lol.
Oh another one, like when I'm working until 10pm (Wed, Thurs, Fri) and I'll close my gate at about 9:55 so I can finish serving my current customer and take the money out of the till. It really annoys me when someone will come along, completely IGNORE the gate and try to start loading up on the belt, its like "Erm, I'm closing now, sorry" and the looks they give you or the snide comments like "Well its really busy where else am I meant to go", at times like that I feel like saying, "God if I know but I've just done a 9hr shift and don't you think I deserve a ******* break from work or something?!".
And finally you get the underage people or the drunks who try to buy alcohol and get all up in your face when you refuse to serve them, had that happen a couple of months ago, a new person on the till went to serve a young man who, in my eyes looked about 20, now we have a policy of 'Think 25' and well this person didn't fit but as it wasn't my till I couldn't comment, so another colleague who was walking by said "I hope you've id'd him?", now as this person serving was new he wasn't used to it and said "No" and proceeded to ask him for ID, the person gets all in his face saying "You've already taken my money so just give me my beer" however the cashier hadn't okayed the sale so technically could not put the money in the till, so he refuses it, bloke starts shouting so security come over and ask him to leave, starts shouting and saying "You've ruined my evening now you ******s". Now he walked away from the cashiers till and I pounced, as he was walking past me I cheerfully said "Enjoy your evening sir", I thought I was being polite but he turns around and starts hurling abuse at me, saying he'll punch my lights out and actually starts walking towards me, so I just stand up, bearing in mind I'm 6'4" tall and built like a brick ********* and this dude just goes pure white and turns around, and leaves EXTREMELY quickly, needless to say he got barred for life from all Tescos for abusing and threatening staff lol.
Sorry for the wall o' text!