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    we had anal sex for the very first time, not only was i really nervous but i had ignored advice from mates telling me to use the toilet before have anal sex.

    i didnt feel like i needed a poo so next thing i new i was bent ovr on the bed. my boyfriend entered my anal hole and started to thrust it felt quite tight and painful but it also felt quite pleasing as things went on i felt a sort of click in my anal pasage, and then it felt like a sharp release all this poo came out my bum and he pulled out by the sheer force and poo went everywhere all over the white sheets. he was covered in it. he started screaming OH MY GOD OH MY GOD . i burst into tears from the shock.

    eventually he started laughing and said 'its okay i think it happens some times' but i just jumped in the shower and told him i would wash the sheets and i never wantd to talk about it again. he got new sheets and but to my suprise he didnt get a new girlfriend he dosent seem that bothered by it. what does every body else think, does it happen alot or something ?
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    Bumped as this took a while to get approved. No spammy replies please.
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    c'mon this is a troll surely? If it aint well you have a supportive boyfreind who will laugh it off instead of telling all his mates. Tbh I really don't get the big fascination of Anal.
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    something like that shouldn't happen...depends how long you were doing it for and how hard he was thrusting...but yeah, that's kind of unusual :confused:
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    Atleast he's a good boyfriend. Nothing to worry about then.
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    personally, i'd dump you straight away. anyway, on most porn videos they dont poo during anal so im going to say it doesnt happen to most girls.
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    I read this whilst eating lunch.

    However- it probably is pretty normal. I read somewhere that most women poo whilst giving birth. It's all natural bodily functions, and your BF seemed understanding enough?
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    omg i feel for you I really do! I think I would have ended up finishing with him through the embarrassment glad you're still together though and it is quite a story to tell! x
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    If this is for real, I doubt he's going to dump you over this.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    we had anal sex for the very first time, not only was i really nervous but i had ignored advice from mates telling me to use the toilet before have anal sex.

    i didnt feel like i needed a poo so next thing i new i was bent ovr on the bed. my boyfriend entered my anal hole and started to thrust it felt quite tight and painful but it also felt quite pleasing as things went on i felt a sort of click in my anal pasage, and then it felt like a sharp release all this poo came out my bum and he pulled out by the sheer force and poo went everywhere all over the white sheets. he was covered in it. he started screaming OH MY GOD OH MY GOD . i burst into tears from the shock.

    eventually he started laughing and said 'its okay i think it happens some times' but i just jumped in the shower and told him i would wash the sheets and i never wantd to talk about it again. he got new sheets and but to my suprise he didnt get a new girlfriend he dosent seem that bothered by it. what does every body else think, does it happen alot or something ?
    To be honest I'm amazed this got approved at all. But if it is genuine then I would relax. If your boyfriend really wants to mess around with orifices that were never meant to have things go into them then it's only reasonable that he's able to deal with the possible side effects.
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    your boyfriend must love you then, well done!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    we had anal sex for the very first time, not only was i really nervous but i had ignored advice from mates telling me to use the toilet before have anal sex.

    i didnt feel like i needed a poo so next thing i new i was bent ovr on the bed. my boyfriend entered my anal hole and started to thrust it felt quite tight and painful but it also felt quite pleasing as things went on i felt a sort of click in my anal pasage, and then it felt like a sharp release all this poo came out my bum and he pulled out by the sheer force and poo went everywhere all over the white sheets. he was covered in it. he started screaming OH MY GOD OH MY GOD . i burst into tears from the shock.

    eventually he started laughing and said 'its okay i think it happens some times' but i just jumped in the shower and told him i would wash the sheets and i never wantd to talk about it again. he got new sheets and but to my suprise he didnt get a new girlfriend he dosent seem that bothered by it. what does every body else think, does it happen alot or something ?
    It does happen, not usually that spectacularly but since it was your first time and you hadn't gone to the toilet first, it's not that shocking really. I don't know why people get so shocked at hearing that someone pooed when they had anal sex. You've no reason to be embarrassed. Next time make sure you're not 'backed up' so to speak and you should be fine. Your boyfriend sounds a lot more mature than most and is clearly understanding so really, don't worry about it.
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    This happened to a girl at my college but the boy she was with told EVERYONE. Consider yourself lucky.
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    yeah this happened to my friend, and sorry to laugh but it was actually a hilarious story. and she found it funny as well so hey-ho no harm done really?
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    At least he's laughing about it. I guess you guys won't be trying that again.
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    (Original post by jayman)
    personally, i'd dump you straight away. anyway, on most porn videos they dont poo during anal so im going to say it doesnt happen to most girls.

    Do you even know how porn is made?!

    They are all different scenes edited together. They *** more then once during the whole thing, but they don't show that.
    Also women, and men, are told to have a perianal wash, however, its been known for poo to come out.
    There are loads of bloopers for porn.

    But in answer to the question, yes, it does happen to unlucky ones, I didnt have an accident when I tried but I have had other embarrassing incidents, where I got upset but everything was fine.

    If he says don't worry about it, then forget about it. Just remember, if you try it again, try going to the loo beforehand.
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    (Original post by learner_dancer)
    I read this whilst eating lunch.

    However- it probably is pretty normal. I read somewhere that most women poo whilst giving birth. It's all natural bodily functions, and your BF seemed understanding enough?
    maybe you should have had lunch sooner? :p:

    I dont know if you should normally poo everywhere but many people say you get runny poo after anal... I havent ever wanted to try it, although my fella tries to stick his finger up my bum! I keep thinking about punching him in the face when he does so, not yet done that tho because he stops when I ask him to! lol
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    (Original post by jayman)
    personally, i'd dump you straight away. anyway, on most porn videos they dont poo during anal so im going to say it doesnt happen to most girls.
    Uh...Don't you think the would not show that in porn videos (except for scat fetish videos that is)?
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    I NEVER EVER want to try anal- sounds way too degrading, as well as painful. I applaud the OP for giving it a go.
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    (Original post by learner_dancer)
    Sticking it up your vagina is a natural function which allows you to procreate...
    Anal sex isn't.
    I agree with you...no anal for me either! :yes:
 
 
 
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