Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 & 2

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I sort of get it now Thanks forgot about the blood stuff in GOF I think it was?

Lol yeah they did follow the book it was just a bit and awkward to watch seeing as I don't ever think of Harry/Hermione together like that!

Try replacing all instances of "wand" with "willy" in both the books and films.



"Thirteen and a half inches...Powerful willy, very powerful, and in the wrong hands..."

"Willys are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's."

"Lucius Malfoy stood for a moment, and Harry distinctly saw his right hand twitch as though he was longing to reach for his willy."

"He raised his own willy, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, 'Whoops -my willy is a little over-excited'."

"Voldemort raised his willy. His head was tilted to one side,
like a curious child, wondering what would happen if he proceeded.
Harry looked back into the red eyes, and wanted it to happen now,
quickly, while he could still stand, before he lost control"

Try replacing all instances of "wand" with "willy" in both the books and films.



"Thirteen and a half inches...Powerful willy, very powerful, and in the wrong hands..."

"Willys are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's."

"Lucius Malfoy stood for a moment, and Harry distinctly saw his right hand twitch as though he was longing to reach for his willy."

"He raised his own willy, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, 'Whoops -my willy is a little over-excited'."

"Voldemort raised his willy. His head was tilted to one side,
like a curious child, wondering what would happen if he proceeded.
Harry looked back into the red eyes, and wanted it to happen now,
quickly, while he could still stand, before he lost control"

10 inches, nothing special

All this innuendo talk...

"I'll show you mine, if you show me yours."

I didn't. They followed the book. That make out scene was in the book. (naked and all) It was exactly like it should be. And when Voldemort tried to kill Harry, he only killed the Horcrux that was a part of Harry. The bit of Voldemort's soul.

And he sticks out his tongue to lick Snape's wand

lol you just spoiled that for the people who haven't read the books!


But...you deserve it people who haven't read the books...I mean you can't be a Harry Potter fan WITHOUT reading the books! Watching only the movies isn't enough!

The book has been out since 2007. The time of spoiler tags ended a long time ago.
If people don't want Harry Potter spoilers now, they should never leave their room and never turn on their computer. And I really don't care if film fans are spoiled.

Listening to the soundtrack on Spotify and listening to the music makes me sadder than I was watching the film. Like with the music from the beginning with the Dursley's leaving, and Hermione obliviating her parents. Gutted there's no variation of Hedwig's theme though.

Wonder how many sets of ginger identical twins there are?


Haha. They're two things I barely noticed.
I can't stand Gambon as Dumbledore. He's just so bad at it. Refuses to read the books because he wants to play Dumbledore with his own unique inflection. Yes, fair enough, but it's a character based on the ******* book series - at least understand your own character

Another thing is how Hagrid's hut moves. In the first few (first two I think) films, his hut's in a different place to the films after. Bad stuff.

I'm here at 00:08 on Friday night (Saturday morning, pedants) talking about my least favourite things about the Harry Potter films

ahhh. but 'ave you considered the salient possibility - that 'agrid 'as moved 'ouse in each book, macca?

man, the acting is terrible in parts. there are excellent teen actors in the UK, so why not recast the roles to someone more suitable? The biggest mistake the directors ever made was to stick with actors who grew out of their parts (eg when Emma turned into a girl who was crap not cute, and when Daniel turned to shouting his lines instead of reading them as the little canny kid he was perfectly cast to do). I mean, sooo bad - worse than tv movie! It is, i agree, pretty dire that Americans top kid actors like Dakota Fanning and the Kodi-McPhee kid make these two clowns look like total and utter cretins (which to be fair, they are). And Malfoy looks ancient now..... seriously there is room for recasting!

Also the plots. i'm not sure how anyone can believe that Prisoner of Afghanistan (mmm. cringeyworthy title writing skills, Mrs Rowling?) has a senseworthy plot or an engaging direction. Rowling has her moments, but not for the scale of a movie. Her work would best be served in a tv series, giving her time to develop her plots.

Does anyone else think Daniel Radcliffe is a terrible actor?

Haha, what? You're bringing that up again? ... I wasn't very angry when I wrote that. Maybe it sounds like that. But that's not the case. It wasn't just an opinion, it was a lot of rubbish and lies. It's not about "supporting". Like mentioned, even the author herself thinks Harmony shippers are "delusional" and need to read the books again. I'm not making it up. And I'm not the first person to criticize people who ship Harry/Hermione. Yes, it's a book series. I'm aware of that. I'm not taking this very seriously, and neither should you. Calm down and move on.

please, do not try and defend bullying. that is all i have left to say on the matter.