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GIRLS: Would you date me?

Would you babes go out with me based on this info:

- I'm average build; 5ft10inches
- Medium length black hair; styled
- I like going to the cinema with someone to share my snacks with!
- I like music. I listen to classical music a lot because I study this, especially Baroque; though I listen to other genres too.
- I like Georgian architecture. The symmetry appeals to me. It's so grand and I like high ceilings in stately homes
- I want to go traveling before (or after) university. I would like to travel through Europe, experience culture... I would love to have someone with me though to share the experience, no doubt I will!
- I'm fairly clever. I attained 10A* at GCSE. Predicted AAAA for AS.
- I would love to study at Oxford. Perhaps Geography or Earth Sciences
- I like grapes! I once ate so many grapes that I couldn't stand up...
- Chocolate is great too. I'm addicted to chocolate, but I try to avoid it as it gves me spots.
- I like the smell of petrol
- I'm a perfectionist... Blah Blah Blah... I'm only satisfied if things are perfect.
- I like playing computer games; mainly World of Warcraft, CoD...etc
- I look like Justin Bieber, but slightly taller and with black hair but without the extreme 'gayness' of course.
- I like it when I'm in control of a situation.
- I try to please people a lot. If I had a girlfriend I would make her feel so special!
- I have rich parents
- I masturbate 2/3 times a day... lol...
- I have brown eyes
- Sometimes I'm nervous around new people, so I avoid speaking, which makes me ignorant to some, but I'm not ignorant!
- I want to live in Scandinavia or at least visit there when I'm older
- I like diversity and culture.
- I want to **** someone so bad now! I'm so horny!

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...loool.
Reply 2
You forgot to add:

- I'm such a social recluse in real life so I post this on an internet forum because I can't go out and get girls face-to-face.


Edit: Thanks for the neg, OP :rolleyes:
(edited 13 years ago)
So you're a frequently masturbating petrol sniffer, correct?
if you supply me with countless Tampons
Reply 5
Well, if you want honest answers. Based on that info you aren't my type :smile:


Okay bye.
Reply 6
why would you mention how often you masturbate??
I think I'd trample all over you.
Not in the way you'd probably like either.
Trooollllll
Is this for real?

Ps.Pics or GTFO :smile:
It would be more appealing not to advertise yourself on the net... get yourself out lol!
Reply 11
SillyRodent
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Join Date: Feb 2010
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Re: GIRLS: Would you date me?
So you're a frequently masturbating petrol sniffer, correct?


:biggrin:DDDDDDD
Original post by DanielleT192
It would be more appealing not to advertise yourself on the net... get yourself out lol!

And I lol'd that every reply is from males...



We like to check up on our competition. So far it's all good.
Reply 13
You remind me of Tanwar from eastenders.....
hmmmm so you 'have rich parents'...yup, thats definitely swayed me -_-

some of this stuff is completely irrelevent! but I'm sure someone would want to date you, everyone having their own different types and all...
I just ate a grape and I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY.

I'd totally take you Bach to mine to make Destouches on you and for you to Caress-i-me, if I wasn't sure that you'd Schüt-zo prematurely from not being able to Handel it...
Reply 16
no sorry, i dont like people who like grapes
Reply 17
Original post by Abused Tampon
if you supply me with countless Tampons


IDK why I haven't found your posts old now. I still laugh out loud everytime I read one :s-smilie:.
@OP: You sound like a decent guy but being so open about your sexuality mean I probably wouldn't.
EMZ=]
Snacks you say? :cookie:

What kind of snacks?
Reply 19
I don't like guys who can't handle their grapes :rolleyes:

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