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I saw an extremely hot girl on the train today...

Well, i've been seeing her on a regular basis for the last couple of weeks, and I saw her AGAIN today. She was sitting down, and I thought that it was a great opportunity for me to approach her. I've been going on 'becomeaplayer.com' recently, and came across an article (on the website) which said that you should start the conversation with a chat-up line. The article clearly stated that the chat-up line had to be funny, and that if you don't get a positive reaction from the girl (her laughing) your chances are over. I came up with what I percieved to be a great chat-up line. So I approached her and said:

Me: Can I borrow your phone?

Her: What?

Me: I need to phone God in order to tell him that one of his angels is missing.

Her: What are you talking about?

Yep, that's when I walked away and apologised for wasting her time. I'm extremely upset right now, and feel as if i've blown my chances. Do you guys/girls think there is any hope with this chick or should I give up???
(edited 13 years ago)

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the internet will not solve your problems
Hahaha hot girl on train pickup fail
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Hooovan*
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you should have kept going, sounds like you were almost in there.
lool that has to be the worst chat up line lyk i have eva heardddddddddddddddddddd
This thread has made my day. :rofl:
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Onge
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Dude give up. No seriously? on a train? a chat up line? hopeless. Anyways theres hot girls everywhere not as if you have to stalk this one.. Although takes guts to do that, no matter how stupid it must have looked..
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FattyInNeed
If she said, "God doesn't exist, why don't you try ringing Santa instead?"

I would have repped her dad.
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illusionz
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cringe
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izaldo
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at least she's still in the **** bank
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balface
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At least you didn't say, "Hey baby, I'd let my train run through your tunnel anytime."
:/ Most tramatising thing that happened to me when I was 14.

Anyway, I wouldn't say that you completely failed, it was just a really really bad chat up line. If you see her again, just apologise and try and strike up a NORMAL conversation.
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508836
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Stop with the chap up lines (BIG turn-off), apologies again, tell her how you feel and wait and see :wink:
Your chances are over, and God will no longer be saving you a space in heaven either. :no:
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balface
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(edited 13 years ago)
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lonely14
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:rofl: TSR and the endless entertainment you get.

Dude, You were almost there - a great opportunity missed. :rolleyes:
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508836
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Original post by balface
At least you didn't say, "Hey baby, I'd let my train run through your tunnel anytime."
:/ Most tramatising thing that happened to me when I was 14.


HAHAHAHA!! What a pedo
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sahil112
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i thought 4 a second ur name says battyboy lol
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Alt__x
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xxx
(edited 11 years ago)
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Diaz89
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change your user name to batyboy
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tehforum
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Can I Borrow your phone? = Lol, I've got your phone, let's run off now.

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