I saw an extremely hot girl on the train today...

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Reply 20

balface

Original post by T-Toe

HAHAHAHA!! What a pedo

The worst thing was, this guy was definitely 25+ and I very much looked my age. *shudders*

Reply 21

508836

Original post by Diaz89

change your user name to batyboy

LMAO Legend :')

Reply 22

Jellybean91

hahahaha sorry but i just LOL'ed :biggrin:

funniest thing ive ever heard!!! i didnt realise people did that in real life! :') .... anyway ive composed myself now, laugh about it, you took advice from a site name 'becomeaplayer.com' it was doomed to fail from the start im sorry :P

Lol, embarassing.

Original post by balface

The worst thing was, this guy was definitely 25+ and I very much looked my age. *shudders*

Ewwww, I know it's a silly thing to say but was he good looking or did he look like Gollum?

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 25

karateworm

It would have been worked, had you been flashing her at the time. Duh!

Reply 26

danny111

Wait, you thought coming up with a variation of a lame chat up line will somehow make it...not lame?

Other than that, build up on the fact that you made first contact? You put yourself out there, that's at least better than just sitting there. Because somehow she must realise that you are interested.

Reply 27

meatzaper

Original post by balface

At least you didn't say, "Hey baby, I'd let my train run through your tunnel anytime."
:/ Most tramatising thing that happened to me when I was 14.

Anyway, I wouldn't say that you completely failed, it was just a really really bad chat up line. If you see her again, just apologise and try and strike up a NORMAL conversation.

I love your sig pic... the train thing is very ummm - strange-...

Reply 28

Xhotas

Apologize for last time, tell her you're sorry and that you simply saw her often and wanted to say hello.

Then, when she lets her guard down a little bit, punch her in the nose.

Reply 29

Sheepmaster317

You know, "hello, mind if I sit here?" still works sometimes...

Reply 30

balface

Original post by T-Toe

Ewwww, I know it's a silly thing to say but was be good looking or did he look like Gollum?

I think I tried to block it out, but I think he was beardy-ish, stubble etc. and not especially hideous. Obviously a creep though.

Original post by meatzaper

I love your sig pic...

Why thank you! Whenever I see it, I always sit there and make om nom nom nom noises...hmm.

Reply 31

joey11223

seems to be this troll is being given a feast! :s-smilie:

Anyway bit risky that one, these days you'd certainly have to factor in the odds of her being Atheist. :biggrin:

Reply 32

sahil112

Original post by joey11223

seems to be this troll is being given a feast! :s-smilie:

Anyway bit risky that one, these days you'd certainly have to factor in the odds of her being Atheist. :biggrin:

lol good point

Reply 33

ANARCHY__

Original post by batboy113

Well, i've been seeing her on a regular basis for the last couple of weeks, and I saw her AGAIN today. She was sitting down, and I thought that it was a great opportunity for me to approach her. I've been going on 'becomeaplayer.com' recently, and came across an article (on the website) which said that you should start the conversation with a chat-up line. The article clearly stated that the chat-up line had to be funny, and that if you don't get a positive reaction from the girl (her laughing) your chances are over. I came up with what I percieved to be a great chat-up line. So I approached her and said:

Me: Can I borrow your phone?

Her: What?

Me: I need to phone God in order to tell him that one of his angels is missing.

Her: What are you talking about?

Yep, that's when I walked away and apologised for wasting her time. I'm extremely upset right now, and feel as if i've blown my chances. Do you guys/girls think there is any hope with this chick or should I give up???

I like your trolling ability. Especially the three question marks at the end; very authentic.

Reply 34

Sungirlshines

you didnt even talk to her but you think you might have a chance with her :lol:

Reply 35

Speechless'

Original post by batboy113

Genius

Reply 36

joey11223

Original post by balface

Obviously a creep though.

Another country and it would have been legal. Rather odd I agree but it is interesting how different countries look at things differently. You could have confounded him by screaming "ephebophile!" at him. He'd have such an urge to google it he'd leave you alone. :biggrin:

Reply 37

username266003

Hahahahahahhahahahaha

That is actually even worse than 'suck me, beautiful'.

Reply 38

MagicNMedicine

Next time try this one

"Excuse me, I think I've seen you before.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U between F and CK"

Reply 39

balface

Original post by joey11223

If only I'd had the wise guidance of TSR when I was a vunerable 14 year old.

Though that would probably work now, seeing as I look rather young for my age when I am makeupless. Works a treat when you are getting bothered by those charity scouts - I simply say "Ohh I'd love to help, but I'm only 16 :frown: