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Complete this statement....'I can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend because...'

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Reply 20
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Beska
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Original post by Dude Where's My Username
I think.......................I think you maybe missing the point of this thread slightly :beard:


Perhaps. :pierre:
Reply 21
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**EM**
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I can't get a boyfriend because I am just TOO much of a catch.

Also I'm not interested in that lark these days.
Reply 22
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Captain92
... a woman needs a man like a fish need a bicycle.
Original post by Miss Behaving
...I'm socially awkward, and I'm not allowed a boyfriend anyway.


So your username is a statement, not a pun :wink:
because I have one already.

But the next reason would be cos I'm fat :frown:
Original post by SAK.A
I have basically no money and there ain't anybody special I've met. :frown:.But I think there is this one girl which I will make a move on as soon as I can get some decent cash flow. :biggrin:


But you don't need money to get laid or get a girlfriend.
Reply 26
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darkred
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I can't get a boyfriend because I'm a ****ing douchebag.
Original post by jeffercake
I cant get a boyfriend bc Im married and my husband wont allow it.
sad times.


What a control freak! :wink:

'I can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend because I'm too shy, I don't make the effort in putting myself out there/following up on the little interest I may have in me and I think I have the natural facial expression of a slapped arse.'
Reply 28
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ManiaMuse
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only attract lesbos, psychos, and alcoholics.
Reply 29
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Rich_183
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My standards are too high :party:
Original post by **EM**
I can't get a boyfriend because I am just TOO much of a catch.

Also I'm not interested in that lark these days.


Get over yourself! Tell me, apart from having a pussy and a set of tits, what else do you have going for you? What sets you apart from other girls? Convince me you're as worthy a catch as you make out....
Reply 31
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Hooj
Original post by ithoughtofthis
...because everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.


Basically, she clothe shops at Oxfam and Barnardos.
Original post by Rogercbinboy
Who says?


My parents.

Original post by Dude Where's My Username
So your username is a statement, not a pun :wink:


There's other ways in which to misbehave :wink:
Reply 33
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Hooj
I'm just so darn ugly!
Original post by Captain92
... a woman needs a man like a fish need a bicycle.


unless she wants children :|
Reply 35
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bambamty
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becuase i'm a dancing arab.
Because all the men in Scotland are too short.
And I'm going to marry Xavi one day, obviously.
shy, ugly, socially awkward, don't know what to say, full of self loathing so how could someone like me if I don't like myself, really poor, no fashion sense, listen to extreme metal and not much else, bad at sports, fairly overweight.

The usual
Reply 38
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Captain92
Original post by BBYoungLady
unless she wants children :|


Internet humour fail #45677.

:ashamed:
Reply 39
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Ninat
I'm too picky

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