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Charity collector slapped me, if I prosecute, what happens to her?

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Reply 40

Gandalf_is_a_girl

Original post by Curzon

How can she slap

Reply 41

JohnC2211

I came up with a cheeky reply to a charity person and they slapped me. They ended up ochi-gari'ed on the cement. That is what you should have done.

Reply 42

chrislpp

Slap her back, I have been told every day of my life that women are equal to men, so not slapping her undermines that belief we have in the west.

Reply 43

Psyk

Original post by Dude Where's My Username

She sounds feisty. You should of asked her out :perv:

Yeah. You should have move in for a kiss after the slap, like a cheesy movie from the 50s. And if she screams at you remind her that she slapped you first.

Reply 44

OrangeSocks

The police won't do anything but laugh at you. Man up next time!

Reply 45

PapaShmurff

I say you burn down battersea dogs home, that'll teach her.

There goes my rep

Reply 46

Pwn4g3_P13

Troll, if not the police wouldn't waste their time and resources sorry

Reply 47

LufcEllandRoad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHUe_QNhWpU

YOUR DAUGHTER SHE COME TO MY HOUSE AND SHE KICK MY DOG

Reply 48

limetang

I never no where to begin with posts like this on here, seeing as I end up being morally torn, on the one hand the fact you don't believe in charity puts you in a bad light for me anyway, however it's your life and they're your beliefs and really who am I to judge. Aaaand On the other hand I strongly disagree with the actions of the charity collector.

Aand on the third hand I think the story was made up, although then again I may be wrong.

But I honestly doubt you'd be that succesful with it, because really I think the police have better things to do with their time, but If you did prosecute, she'd probably get a fine... nothing major to be honest.

Reply 49

Teaddict

I got a high five from a charity person once... They were asking me to sign up for an animal charity and I was like "I am already signed up babe" and she was like "OMG wicked. Have a high five" and I was like "Thanks... I'll just keep that" and we parted our separate ways.

To this day I always wonder what kind of high five I would have got if I hadn't already been signed up and signed up with her... it's a missed opportunity but there is only so much one can do.

Reply 50

Cast.Iron

Original post by JohnC2211

I came up with a cheeky reply to a charity person and they slapped me. They ended up ochi-gari'ed on the cement. That is what you should have done.

Somewhat excessive.

OP, she can't slap you if she's dead...

lolwut?

Reply 51

Greenlaner

Original post by Snaiv

Oh damn, but it was the high-street, if I go to the police they can appeal for witnesses can't they?

Lol, the police generally only appeal for witnesses for things like murders, rapes, kidnappings, you know REAL crimes? I suggest you dont bother wasting yours and the justice systems time and just get over it.

Reply 52

username324561

Clean the sand out of your vagina, OP.

man up.

Original post by Cast.Iron

Somewhat excessive.

OP, she can't slap you if she's dead...

lolwut?

Never said she got up :wink:

Reply 55

Mess.

She gets forced to work for free, ie, community service. Oh... Wait... :shifty:

Reply 56

Cast.Iron

Original post by JohnC2211

Never said she got up :wink:

That comment wasn't directed at you, thus the OP.

Reply 57

shadow99

Amazing. You should have slapped her for asking you for money.
I don't think much will happen unless you can find some witnesses.

Reply 58

rugbyladosc

why don't you believe in charity ?

Reply 59

halfoflessthan50p

I can almost believe this actually happened.

A charity mugger followed me about 200 yards down Oxford Street last week whilst I tried to blank him.

After he reached out and pulled one of my headphones out of my ear I eventually stopped walking, turned around and gave him a proper old fashion telling off

And the worse thing is he was ruining the reputation of what was probably a perfectly good charity.