What to change(women only)

Ladies, It's no secret that I'm a pretty cool guy tbh, but I just can't get the women.
Sure I'm no Jasper Carrot in the looks department but I've seen horrific looking fellows consistently obtain grade A flange.
People most commonly tell me I should drink less and get a haircut but I dunno.pretty thrifty as well.
I need to know the changeable thing that you would change about me to make me accptable for woman.Different clothes? Weigh less? Be nicer to people?

Can we get a little too critical? I think potentially you could look really good and so much better.

You would probably benefit from a small hair cut but nothing major. You just need to style it properly.

Because in the picture, its almost covering one of your eyes... when a guys hair for some reason covers 1/3- 1/4 of his actual face.. it just kind of screams 'not very confident' or shy.
So keep you hair out of your face, unless you're following some sort of trend. Put your hair back, style it and add some volume

The next bit is the way you are staring... dont look too hard with your eyes, you've made them big on purpose?

But the big part here for me is your posture... you are slouching (your shoulders)!!! It just kind of gives the lazy/sad/lonely/guy in the corner image... so SIT UP STRAIGHT, shoulders up and back straight and dont have your head down.. have it up so that your eyes are level with other people's eyes.

Finally your clothes... are a little too dull :/

*Sigh of relief*

I was expecting that you wanted a sex change

I do generally keep my fringe long to cover my eyes..they're a bit Howard Moon generally, though I will get my hair sorted next week and getting clothes for xmas.
Advice has helped muchly.thanks.

awww your pretty cute
there could be many different reasons that the ladies are not on the secen.....
maybe the facial hair? your height? the hair not sure. :/
as for your personality i cant comment on as i dont know you. but for an example it could be things like...... your sence of humor, what your into, even your axcent, these are just possibilties.
or maybe your not attracting the kinds of girls you want!?

as i said these are just maybies. personally i like ascents, facial hair, wicked sence of humor ect, but other girls might not. but as far as i can see you look like a nice, cool guy.
but it's like me people tell me that im quite pretty (i dont think so) and yet im still single
hope this helped you. didn't mean to offend, if i did sorry. x

Sure I'm no Jasper Carrot in the looks department

..but why fashion? or you just do?

Its nice to be able to have eye contact.

Who said Jasper Carrot was hot?

There's nothing wrong with you physically and you seem quite funny. It's just luck really - I am also unlucky!

Everyone's suggestions are what I agree with. The only exta thing i'd suggest is that you build up on that needed confidence. Confidence is SEXY. Turns girls on

You have potenial dude, you're cute.

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This is the only recent photo of me