any smokers in the house?

Extractor fan and more windows for better air flow

does anyone else find women who smoke really attractive? i really love spotting a female smoker ....

ahh most people don't find it attractive. I think male smokers are attractive too, and it feels rarer to spot than female ones...

i think thats why it appeals. im not a smoker myself, never even tried one, but its actually quite a massive fetish for me. to the point where it costs me a lot of money to enjoy having a female smoker do what i like to be done (nothing sexual before anyone asks!)

ive found now that walking through any city there are lots more smokers. before, it was limited to inside buildings but not now. perfect for me!

Did you come to this thread scouting for possible employees?

ah, you know me so well already!

its actually a bit more than just smoking in front of me, but yeah thats the general gist.

i actually pay, believe it or not, for them to use me as their ashtray - which means, not burning me or anything with it - but just using my mouth as the ashtray (flicking the ash into it basically).

woooooooow...... so so strange lol..do you swallow the ash ?
how much do you pay ?

Morning!

yep, i swallow/eat it. ive even eaten the stubs before if ive been told to!
have a guess. its quite a bit!

umm evening?
uber uber bizarre!!!!
£200?

i prefer friends/small groups all at the same time, more fun that way - so for a small group (say 2-4) that would be around the total outlay/split between them. that would be 2 fags each minimum though (have to get my moneys worth, ha!)

I do hope this is all a hilarious joke.