how to kiss in a cinemas?

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Reply 20

Pawsies

Your username is so appropriate- don't get your knickers in a twist :p:

Reply 21

damos92

Hit him with the old, 'I'm enjoying our time in the cinemas' and while he's struggling not to laugh, pounce like you're a voracious cheetah impersonator in your spare time.

Reply 22

Ben77mc

Original post by Rogercbinboy

How about you don't kiss and you let people watch their movie without a couple of teens slobering all over each other infront?

Just saying.

Wow. You, and everyone else who repped this post are sad bastards.

Reply 23

KriVol

Original post by ussumane

I would throw popcorn at you two if you were kissing in front of me while I am trying to watch a movie that I paid. With my own money.

I thought it was the norm to get seats right at the back if you've got a cinema date? I feel for you if you've sat behind a couple who do the mouth-to-mouth-popcorn-hunt though...

Reply 24

Enoch.

Original post by KriVol

I thought it was the norm to get seats right at the back if you've got a cinema date? I feel for you if you've sat behind a couple who do the mouth-to-mouth-popcorn-hunt though...

It has happened twice actually - Inception and Final Destination

So damn annoyed I was :mad:

Reply 25

JHar

The best way to make him kiss you at a cinema is using this very simple method

Go to the very back, last corner seat. Fifteen minutes in, if nothing happens, tell him you're bored of the movie and would rather **** in the loo. Five minutes later, not only will you be kissing, you'll be ****ing in the loo.

Meanwhile, everyone else will enjoy their movie.

Reply 26

KriVol

Original post by ussumane

It has happened twice actually - Inception and Final Destination

So damn annoyed I was :mad:

Damn both really good films aswell!...I would have been most unhappy...a real waste of £7 :frown:

Did anyone say anything to them??

Reply 27

000015080

I know it may sound weird to you but.....

Use YOUR LIPS :smile:

Reply 28

Rooster523

Original post by Caprisun!

Why pay £7 to go to watch a film if you're just going to spend the whole time macking? Just hire a hotel room instead.

because cinemas are cheaper than hotel rooms?

Reply 29

Anonymous #1

I miss kissing :L I am single at the moment, it sucks :frown:

its not that hard :P you will know how to do it when the right moment comes :smile:

Reply 30

Enoch.

Original post by KriVol

Damn both really good films aswell!...I would have been most unhappy...a real waste of £7 :frown:

Did anyone say anything to them??

Not on the Final Destination 4 one, but on the Inception my mate shouted,"OI, STOP LICKING EACH OTHER AND GTFO" :rofl:

And they stopped kissing lol

Priceless.

Reply 31

JHar

Original post by Rooster523

because cinemas are cheaper than hotel rooms?

Yes, but park benches are even cheaper.

Reply 32

Leahcar

** a cinema.

And that's really the guy's problem anyway :biggrin:

lol

Reply 33

hg345

Put your head on his shoulder then look up at him and lean forward slightly. If you're going on a date I'm sure he has the message you wanna kiss him anyway!

Reply 34

tailschao

Wut? Judging by some of the replies, going to the cinema on a 'date' = expected kissing now? Why would you ever go to a cinema to do that? Dark or not, it's in public - WTF is wrong with a bedroom, like a rational human being? Kiss someplace else, christ.

Jesus. I've not been to the cinema in 2.5 years ish, for any reason, but christ.