A Basic Men's Guide to Success with Women

Get a Haircut - Unless you are an Italian model or a porn star, Long hair is out. On most guys its unattractive, almost always greasy, and usually badly styled. Very few girls prefer long hair on guys (I'm sure many can tolerate it, but why risk it). You might be the exception to this rule, but strongly consider whether you in fact are - Many guys go through a long hair phase around age 17-19, very VERY few people in their mid 20s look back and think it looked good.

Men is already plural so I'm pretty sure it should be men's, not mens' as I think you are suggesting.

Talk about fishing for rep

Of course the idea of completely manufacturing what you look like and how you behave is totally healthy.

I think the work that you put into this is great, but I am not sure ultimately it is great to make massive changes to your style in order to fulfill perceived female needs like this. You have to be true to yourself.

People are fickle, if they do not like you the way you are, then they are not for you. Cosmetic changes like this will merely delay the inevitable.

Yeah that's true.
Should've stayed in the scene though man, Gothic girls are
Seem to be quite dirty in my experience too

Mentally and emotionally unstable and few stay in the scene past their early 20s though, so why bother?

Wtf is wrong with black t-shirts?

Also, black shoes do go with some blue jeans, just not baggy pale jeans.

So... get rid of my glasses, cut my hair, and shave? How about GTFO because I have a girlfriend even with the glasses, long hair and pedo beard. OP is a ****ing moron, who apparently buys into stereotypes and thinks they know everything. And guys, just wear what you ****ing like, because if a bitch don't like you in shaggy clothes, she sure as hell won't like you in a suit.

You couldnt have written a more stupid post.

I can also find examples of fat BO-ridden losers who have a girlfriend, does this mean being in shape, clean and pleasant are bad strategies to getting a girlfriend? Obviously not.

1. Appearance - personal
Get a Haircut - Unless you are an Italian model or a porn star, Long hair is out. I have longish length dark hair


Shave, or at least trim - Neckbeards are disgusting, as are unkempt chin whisps or a wavy moustache. Most people look best cleanshaven or with a few days stubble. I rarely ever shave, because I can't be arsed

Wash, using soap!
I only ever use shower gel

Tops - Next, while hoodies are awesome to keep warm while doing exercise, or when slumming it after a massive night out, they aren't a top you should be wearing out socially (you wouldnt wear tracksuit bottoms out would you? Its the same concept). I always wear superdry, oneil, quicksilver and hollister hoody's out socially

Never wear waterproofs unless you are going hiking - people in North-face all-weather hiking jackets in the city look ridiclous. Use plain t-shirts underneath to layer up if needed for warmth. I wear my snowboarding jacket when it's cold

Trousers I generally avoid Combats and other 'sloppy' styles though. I only ever wear combats

So according to your advice I would be the most unnatractive, un-datable guy on this planet, yet I never have any problems with girls IRL ...

Bro I know it must have taken you a while to write all that and I'm sure some people will appreciate it, but I think your advice can be taken with a pinch of salt because not all women fancy the same type of male, otherwise we would all be walking around looking exacly the same.

typical generic "there are exceptions so any generalisation is completely worthless" bull**** tsr post. There are tonnes of these in literally every thread....

Use your brain, the point is not that there aren't exceptions, there obviously are. Hitler, stalin and carrot top have all had a girlfriend. Some women are attracted to fat smelly guys.

That doesnt in any way undermine a generalisation that applies to the vast majority of women.

all anecdotal so shut up

You couldnt have written a more stupid post.

I can also find examples of fat BO-ridden losers who have a girlfriend, does this mean being in shape, clean and pleasant are bad strategies to getting a girlfriend? Obviously not.

So according to your advice I would be the most unnatractive, un-datable guy on this planet, yet I never have any problems with girls IRL ...

Bro I know it must have taken you a while to write all that and I'm sure some people will appreciate it, but I think your advice can be taken with a pinch of salt because not all women fancy the same type of male, otherwise we would all be walking around looking exacly the same.