Parents using computer when you have porn on it

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Reply 60

h82think

Chrome incognito window?

Reply 61

rramc001

Original post by Beneb

Nonchalantly throw the computer out of an open window.

you're amazing.

Reply 62

Nuffles

Original post by MarkRennie

Well that is a point, but say for example you have it downloaded and they go through the pc, they might find it that way.

Which is what password encrypted folders/disk images are for. The great thing about disk images on a mac is that when they're not open they don't even exist as a folder on your hard drive, just an icon wherever you put it. Double click, put in password and the folder pops up on your desktop ready to use. Simply eject when you're finished with it. :cool:

Reply 63

MarkRennie

Original post by Nuffles

Well fair enough pal. I haven't downloaded certain videos, i was just playing devil's advocate, just thought I would :biggrin:

Reply 64

4TSR

If you're a badass like me, you'd have porn as your homepage!

Reply 65

mother_eve3088

Have my own three laptops.. No problems with sharing :P

Reply 66

4994mm

This is entertaining!
Buddy, watch porn when you know it's safe.
And anyway, your dad probably will not care. It's natural and a lot of guys do it..
But seriously.
If you're that desperate, see a doctor.
DANGER ****S ARE NOT FUN!

Reply 67

Steevee

There's a simple solution.

Have 2 browser windows open. If you need to get rid of one quickly, ALT+F4. Then you have the safe window left open. Problem solved.

Reply 68

Rogercbinboy

Start ****ing faster so that you finish up before they can react. No reason to waste a good ****.

Reply 69

KingofSpades

Original post by Tyrannosaurus Cal

I remember when I was about 13 and my computer froze while I was trying to close the tabs.

Worst thing ever.

Luckily it was 2001 and my dial-connection had only managed to load up a single, solitary boob.

Worse than this is having sound on and using the avoidance strategy of closing the laptop lid.

little did I know that the sound carries on for a good 3 minutes after the lid has been shut

Reply 70

AwsomePossum

Original post by Beneb

Nonchalantly throw the computer out of an open window.

Omg I love you.when I read the op I was gonna write punt the computer as hard as you can.and launch the monitor at the offending relative

Reply 71

Nelo Angelo

Original post by robofish999

Hey guys. Has anybody ever been looking at porn then clicked onto another window when a parent comes in like you normally would, but then have them wanting to use the computer for 5 minutes?

My dad just wanted to look on amazon whilst I had a window at the bottom saying "Big Tits." He does have ropey eye sight so he may not have noticed what that said unless he directly looked at the windows at the bottom. However, I am so worried that he did. Thank god, he didn't say anything if he did see it.

I'm just wondering, does anyone have any good strategies of quickly getting rid of porn if somebody is looking directly at the computer?

Thanks

4T tray minimizer, look it up

Reply 72

I'mNewHere

Original post by GeographyEllie

movies 4 men and babestation :smile:

I just felt depressed for the girl when i tried t watch babestation. I had to turn it off and use my imagination to finish :/

Reply 73

Crazydavy

Once I was with my friend at say 13/14 years old and we clicked on a video of people doing the obvious. There was a 10x speed and a 20x speed increase, we picked the 20x speed and then the computer sort of froze and the video kept showing, lets say thrusting, at 20x speed on repeat. We heard footsteps going up the stairs.

Literally pressing every button possible and kicking the computer did the trick!

Reply 74

TobeTheHero

Original post by Simbarashe

if u use chrome / mozilla just get the panic button extension... press a key and all windows hide... also have the option of opening a new inconspicious windows... like TSR... hehehehehe

https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/faminaibgiklngmfpfbhmokfmnglamcm

Genius!

Reply 75

GeographyEllie

Original post by 4TSR

If you're a badass like me, you'd have porn as your homepage!

You complete rebel :smile:

Reply 76

4TSR

Original post by GeographyEllie

You complete rebel :smile:

haha! and you're not? :rolleyes:

Reply 77

GeographyEllie

Original post by 4TSR

haha! and you're not? :rolleyes:

Of course not :colondollar:

(it's funny because I am )

Reply 78

TWF

Alt+4 is ancient. Just get Firefox, or a browser with tabs. Open multiple tabs, put porn on one tab and schoolwork/whatever on the others, and if your dad happens to walk in hit ctrl+w that should close the porn tab.