Firstly I just want to say that it is NOT hilarious! (It was like an ACTUAL story)
It was ********* scary!!! It was late at night, and like I was walking when I saw a stranger in a dark alley. We talked about You-Know-Who and he told me, "yeah Voldemort is a stupid ****** " something like that...and we both agreed....
Then later I was riding back home in a taxi when suddenly I see the same guy sitting down next to me wearing a thob (thob is the traditional Arabic dress that men wear)...the guy was wearing a cap...so he was like telling me "Lord Voldemort really sucks eh?" and I was like "yeah..." but then stopped...it was LORD VOLDEMORT! With his HIDEOUS snake like face (see HP 7) ...so I quickly said "um no...."
and then I noticed that the cab driver was the guy I had talked to about Lord Voldemort...
Anyway, so I was like totally freaking out (oh BTW somehow I was Harry Potter) and like the connection thing between Harry and Voldemort already broke, making Harry vulnerable...I knew how merciless Voldemort is and kill anyone he wishes easily...he was talking to me...(somehow I got the impression that he was playing with his food before he could stike down his opponent)...when suddenly he pretended to draw out his wand and aim a killing curse at me....
I SWEAR TO GOD my heart almost stopped right there! (He laughed at my scared reaction)
Anyway, taxi stopped by house and I slowly began getting out of the car in case sudden movements might anger the Dark Lord....then I thought I should probably invite him inside my house or he might kill me...so I said something like I would be so honoured if you came inside my house and had dinner with my family...
Voldemort looked at me in surprise. (I prayed to God that he would refuse). He said that I was lying, that I didn't want him to come in so he started to read my mind and I tried so hard to convince my brain that I wanted HIM to come in!
So he believe me....he came inside, sat in the guest's room and ate dinner with my family and had a conversation with my father....
it was soooooooooooo scary! I woke up feeling SO terrified!
He said that I was lying, that I didn't want him to come in so he started to read my mind and I tried so hard to convince my brain that I wanted HIM to come in!