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Hey girls do you have a masturbation ritual?

Like is there something special you have to do before you get into the "zone"?, is there someone you need to use? or wear? etc

SingleMuslimDotCom

Muslims should not masturbate.

I fire up The Apprentice on iplayer and wait til it gets heated in the boardroom.

Original post by SingleMuslimDotCom

Muslims should not masturbate.

You're fab. Can I keep you?

(edited 13 years ago)

Crikey it's getting a bit x rated tonight. Mau5 junior will be red raw soon.

I have to wine and dine myself a little bit first. Roses, a large McValue Double Cheeseburger from the golden arches, some Barry White and Snoop Dogg and then some shameful lack of mirror eye-contact and unfulfilled promise to call after the deed is done.

not you again! anonymous isnt fooling anyone

"Ritual"? Like... sacrificing a goat?

Original post by missygeorgia

I fire up The Apprentice on iplayer and wait til it gets heated in the boardroom.

You're fab. Can I keep you?

Does Lord Suggs have that effect on you? :holmes:

:holmes:

Put some music on. Have some interesting thoughts. Turn off the lights. Get tools. Get under covers etc...

Original post by Asha5692

Put some music on. Have some interesting thoughts. Turn off the lights. Get tools. Get under covers etc...

Does tools = cucumber from the fridge? :tongue:

:tongue:

Original post by unknownking321

Does Lord Suggs have that effect on you? :holmes:

:holmes:

Yeah, he could be my Sugar Daddy any day. <<<<PUN

Original post by noobynoo

Does tools = cucumber from the fridge? :tongue:

:tongue:

No, it means toy.

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