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Caught red-handed masturbating?

Ok so i was just wondering if anyone here has ever been caught masturbating?

Stories will be much appreciated and will be used for comic purposes only.

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Reply 1
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cttp_ngaf
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Caught red-handed masturbating?


yah I'm always horny when I'm on my period
Reply 2
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Aj12
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Don't you mean white handed?
Reply 3
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i.am.lost
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Original post by Aj12
Don't you mean white handed?


Racist. :eek3:

EDIT: What the hell, it was obviously a joke - stop negging me people!
(edited 13 years ago)
Reply 4
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Enoch.
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Never, no one will ever catch me :ahee:
Reply 5
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Liam 09
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Original post by Aj12
Don't you mean white handed?


You took the exact words out of my fingertips :frown:
Mate, you should see a doctor; its not supposed to be red.
One time i was touching myself on the blankets when my lil sis walked in. I know she knew what i was doing. I hope she forgot about it.
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markberry91
Why were your hands red?
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markberry91
Original post by BambieWambie
One time i was touching myself on the blankets when my lil sis walked in. I know she knew what i was doing. I hope she forgot about it.


Nah she wont forget that! How often do you touch yourself? just wondered
Nope :biggrin:
but watching porn, yes.
Oh lord.

I was young.
Reply 11
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Alvrae
no but my dads walked in on me before. as have friends. it was abit awkward when my mate stayed there for a few minutes...
Reply 12
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Broderss
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slow down bruh or use lube.
red handed?
you need to slow it down a bit.
Well, there was that time I was locked in the red paint stock room of Dulux headquarters and saw Rihanna randomly standing naked outside the window...
Reply 15
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Xhotas
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Yep, by my girlfriend.
Who started to stare at me while I was doing it.





.....Naked.
Original post by markberry91
Nah she wont forget that! How often do you touch yourself? just wondered

Oh crap i meant under the covers not on. Oh and why you wondering?
Reply 17
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Yawn11
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Poor soul.
If your hands were red, you should probably lay off the masturbation for a while...
Original post by Aj12
Don't you mean white handed?


Its this kind of racism that is ruining my beautiful country!!

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