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What do married men do twice as often as single men?

"What do married men do twice as often as single men?" was on the back of my Herbal Essensces shampoo bottle. I don't have the conditioner so I can't find out the answer :rolleyes: but reading that statement, what would you expect the answer to be?

I think it might be shave, or wash their clothes.

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BellaBoo
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masterbate
Cry?
Contemplate suicide?
Have sex is the answer. iT'S SEX!!
Do I get a prize for the right answer:colonhash:
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dd4483
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Who cares?
I damn well better get a prize:hmmm:
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Wilzyy
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Original post by DarkSenrine
Cry?


ahhh maaan this is exactly what I was gonna write xD
wash their hair?
That's a brilliant marketing ploy.
cheat was the word i immediately thought of :tongue:
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Mally-xo
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ooh I had that herbal shampoo and conditioner!
the answer was - change their underwear :tongue:
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Rzc
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Poo?
Wonder how they got stuck with such a mediocre life and what happened to their dreams?
Wash more?
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Jane eyre
Original post by BlackVenom321

Original post by BlackVenom321
Have sex is the answer. iT'S SEX!!


I think its been proven before that most married people have less sex than unmarried couples :p:
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Schleigg
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say sorry?
Original post by asdfg0987
That's a brilliant marketing ploy.


Yep. I went out and bought the conditioner (and another flavour for more questions) just for the answers!
It's probably "wash their hair", seeing as it was on the back of a shampoo bottle. =)

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