Thread for Singles!

Right ppl, let's be intelligent about this, it's about time we do as this forum was intended and help ppl!
So, here's a thread for desperate single TSR users to Anonymously post un-revealing information about themselves, if someone finds you interesting they can say so and you can private msg them back and perhaps start talking.
I'm just so fed up of seeing all these 'I'm XX yrs old and still havent had a gf/bf' threads - ppl shouldn't feel bad about themselves, and seeing as @ least half of TSR users fall into the 'Lonely and Single through lack of self-confidence' group, it's about time we do something to help them!
I'm single but I shall not be posting as that would completely disregard the purpose of being 'Anonymous'.
And I am expecting plenty of troll replies, and if that's the case, troll all ya like, as long as it helps one person then that's all the better!

Example of Info: Gender, Age, Basic general Interests i.e Music tastes, Fave sports teams etc, Clubs or activities you participate in i.e Bands, Football/Rugby Team, Uni Clubs, Chess Club etc.
Anyways, Good Luck to you, let's hope this helps someone!

Lonely 10 something.
Has a child bearing figure.
Grape farmers please, I like grapes.

Oh and diamonds are welcome.

nice idea, would never work though

Hi ladies, I'm bilingual, play a musical instrument, can recite Persian love poetry and have the world's biggest ego. Any takers? xoxo

Can't work out whether you're serious or taking the piss...the kisses at the end throw me lol.

Well four of those traits are definitely true...the other was an exaggeration. I'll let you figure out which

Well I wasn't really on about the traits, I meant are you seriously putting yourself out there? I'm saying this a non judgmental way.

LOL. You were right the first time in that case, it's tongue in cheek, though I'll be amused to see who takes it seriously.

I play the piano. I'm not bad.

Big penis? Even bigger wallet?

That's how we like them! Gentlemen who fit the above criteria are perfectly welcome to PM me.

LOL. You were right the first time in that case, it's tongue in cheek, though I'll be amused to see who takes it seriously.

I play the piano. I'm not bad.

So you would laugh at someone who took it seriously?

I said I'd be amused, not derisive

My wallet is smaller than my penis, but larger than the leather-bound collector's edition of Wikipedia. Do I qualify?