The most ridiculous song lyrics you've ever had the misfortune of hearing

I lol'd so hard at this, I remember this video! "A SNAAAAAAAKE, AAHH!" LOL.
You've made my day!

Hahaha those are brilliant!

Uhm yeah Coldplay - Yellow:

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

So basically he just drew a yellow line for someone... ?

AHAHA, is that what he's saying?
Because until I read your post, I would've sworn on my life that he was singing:

Look at the stars
The colours shine for you
Oh what a thing to do
And they were all yellow

For years I've been singing that..

Also, mine would be Utada Hikaru - FYI, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
Catchy, but makes no sense to me whatsoever.

NYC, NYC (what, what?)
Tokyo, Tokyo (what, what?)
Send it out from the streets to the highest, to the highest high

MP3, MP3, players
Work it out, work it out, hustlers
Om Mani Padme Hum

[Chorus:]
You know I, I'm gonna be yours tonight
We're gonna ooh aah
FYI, we're gonna be up all night
I'll see you later
Call me
You know my number

Like Captain Picard
I'm chillin' and flossin'
It's seven o'clock
I issue a warning
That's right, we're stealing this show
Damn right, letting 'em know
We're sipping Chardonnay from 2 PM on a working day

Ching a ling, ching a ling (what, what?)
Ching a ling, ching a ling (what, what?)
Take me down to the fields where the grass is, where the grass is, lime

Nik Kershaw - The Riddle
The lyrics weren't meant to make sense, as far as I'm aware, they were just made up to fit the music. There was even a competition run to try to figure out what they meant. I find them amusing nonetheless

(copied straight from a website)

I got two strong arms. Blessings of Babylon and
time to carry on and try for sins and false alarms
so to American the brave
wise man save.

Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.
Where an old man of Aran goes around and around.
And his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night.
For a strange kind of fashion there's a wrong and a right

But he'll never, never fight over you.

I got plans for us
Nights in the scullery
And days instead of me
I only know what to discuss
Oh
for anything but light

Wise men fighting over

It's not me you see.
Pieces of valentine
And just a song of mine.
To keep from burning history

Seasons of gasoline and gold

Wise men fold.

Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground
. . .

I got time to kill. Sly looks in corridors without a plan of yours.
A blackbird sings on bluebird hill.
Thanks to the calling of the
wild wise mens child.

Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground
. . .
Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground
. . .
No
he'll never, never fight over you. .