Girls, do you care if your boyfriends have small ****?

The OP wanted an honest answer! That's the good thing about the internet, everyone can be brutally honest without holding back and worrying about hurting your friend's feelings. I'm not gonna lie -obviously it does make a difference. They don't make little dumpy dildos do they?

Typical size-queen.

It wouldn't surprise me if you're one of those hypocrites who whine about men's preferences.

OK, there's no easy way to say this.
Me and my girlfriend will definitely have sex in the future and as a virgin I'm pretty worry about it. My question is do girls really care if your bfs have small ****
This is a serious thread, I'm not a troll.
Thanks in advance.

I'm of average to slightly-below-average size. Maybe 5.5 inches, although I have never whipped out a tape measure.

I'm sleeping with a girl who is fairly well-experienced (probably about ten partners) and smoking hot. She is also not my gf (it's more a f-buddy scenario), so has no reason to spare my feelings or flatter me.

When we have sex she rarely comes fewer than six times, and it's normally more like eight or even ten... basically until she can't anymore. By the end she's lying there, shaking, exhausted and with either a smile (or a slightly pained look) on her face. The sheets generally need changing too because she gets very, very wet.

I'd say we've tried upward of 30 positions, some of them amusing, some of them just downright hot. We've tried stuff that before was just in my absolutely wildest fantasies and, frankly, half the time I feel like I'm on the set of some crazy hot porno.

Anyway, my point is that with a self-confident attitude, a good imagination, a desire to eat pussy like it's your last ever meal, good chat (including dirty talk) and an ability to read her body, the size of your penis becomes an irrelevance.

So in summary: forget all those lame 'motion in the ocean' platitudes, learn how to be amazing at sex and she'll love you forever.

Happy ****ing!

**** off.

Hey, no need to get personal. I never made any personal attacks on you. What exactly is a "typical size-queen" anyway? A girl who knows what she likes?
And no, I wouldn't complain about men having preferences on slimness, boob size etc. Everyone likes different things, it's not like some preferences are more legitimite than others. It's just personal choice. Lots of guys like big boobs, I don't have big boobs but I'm not going to go about calling those guys "size-kings" and criticising anyone who displays a preference to them. So why are you so offended by me having a preference?

Meet hxx...he's a penis-obsessed troll who's been banned numerous times and keeps returning under different names. He can normally be found posting on threads that solely relate to penis size, or he will take a similar thread and turn it around to that topic, while throwing his favourite phrase "size-queen" around about 4 times a minute. He clearly has some penis-envy or rejection-related issues of his own.

Best thing to do; ignore!

I'd say less troll-ish, more mentally retarded.

Doesnt bother me at all. Dont see why it would.

OK, there's no easy way to say this.
Me and my girlfriend will definitely have sex in the future and as a virgin I'm pretty worry about it. My question is do girls really care if your bfs have small ****
This is a serious thread, I'm not a troll.
Thanks in advance.

Anyone who disagrees with hxx is a complete fool who is in denial of reality. Although he presents a rather exaggerated perspective at times, it by no means make his point, itself, any less true. Personally, I like the guy. He's one of very few people in this forum who is actually in touch with reality.

As for him getting banned for merely stating his opinions, it simply goes to show how utterly terrible (and corrupt) the moderation on this forum is.

Excuse me? He argues WITH girls, about what girls' opinions ARE! He claims that the majority of girls are "size-queens" who will only be satisfied with a large penis. Look back through the threads he's commented on....you will see 90% of girls who reply to him are disagreeing. Yet he continues to argue his point, disillusioned by the fact that he thinks he knows more about women than women do, when he's clearly never got close to one in his poor little life. How is that in touch with reality?

The simple fact that most girls lie about their opinions (or sometimes they're too stupid to know what their opinions really are - ie. they delude themselves unknowingly). hxx contradicts these opinions and most of the stuff he blurts out is therefore more in touch with reality. Most people simply confuse his crude and direct undertone for misconstruing the facts.

Why would girls lie about their opinions on an internet forum about this topic? I can't see why girls would lie about their preferences. Nothing to be gained from it. Some people are truthful about their preferences and say "yeah size does matter to me ALOT", but 90% of the girls who chat back to hxx are disagreeing with him and find his whole "size-queen" attitude offensive because they don't think that way at all, which surely proves that they aren't as shallow as he makes out?