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Guys What Would You Do If Your Wife Tried To Poison You?

Guys, say that you were happily married but unknown to you your wife was mixing some poison daily in your food trying to make you kick the bucket so she can get some life insurance money along with the house, car etc. What would you do if you found out?

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Reply 1

Rzc

Develop an antidote and, so long as she continues to cook these meals, stay.

Reply 2

Hooovan*

Someone's been watching too much Eastenders.

Reply 3

ddrrzzeerr

Probably just get a divorce and not speak to her again. I doubt I would report it to the police it doesn't seem worth all the hastle of court.

Poison her.

There would be a *duh, duh, duh, duhduh, duhduhduhduh* in the background, roll credits. Then go back home.

Reply 6

Enoch.

My Mom would deal with her. :cool:

Reply 7

username549578

I'd put her food on my willy and ask her to give me a blowy

Reply 8

Converse

Original post by Hooovan*

Someone's been watching too much Eastenders.

Was going to say that. You beat me to it, lol.

Reply 9

MilfsSonsFriend

Original post by Rzc

Develop an antidote and, so long as she continues to cook these meals, stay.

Lol- failing this I would try and switch plates to poison her, or report her to police. Failing all of this, I would chop the bitch up and eat her like the animal that I am.

Reply 10

Enoch.

Original post by Lewroll

I'd put her food on my willy and ask her to give me a blowy

That is awesome.

You Sir, have great imagination.

Reply 11

ilyking

beat the stupid bitch up.

No, seriously...

Reply 12

Rzc

Original post by MilfsSonsFriend

Lol- failing this I would try and switch plates to poison her, or report her to police. Failing all of this, I would chop the bitch up and eat her like the animal that I am.

Haha LAD!

Na it would be funny for her to constantly attempt to poison me and I've got an antidote...eventually she'd get pissed off, realise I am amazing and we'd have crazy sex. :redface:

Reply 13

username549578

Original post by ussumane

That is awesome.

You Sir, have great imagination.

Sadly its not my imagination, this really happened to me... :frown:

I will miss Martha, but still, it was a fun way to die

Reply 14

MilfsSonsFriend

Original post by Rzc

Haha LAD!

Na it would be funny for her to constantly attempt to poison me and I've got an antidote...eventually she'd get pissed off, realise I am amazing and we'd have crazy sex. :redface:

Then we eat her together :biggrin: