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things you do when your home alone....

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Reply 20
sometimes i sing opera really loudly...
Pop some porn on loud volume, open my legs, insert rampant rabbit and come over and over. Sometimes repeatedly. True story.
[QUOTE='rach [shikari];28967804']Pop some porn on loud volume, open my legs, insert rampant rabbit and come over and over. Sometimes repeatedly. True story.

Pics or you know the deal
Original post by Fandabidoze!
Pics or you know the deal


Too busy watching to take pics haha:colondollar:
Original post by RedGuy
Beat my dick like it owes me money.


"You have reached the limit of how many posts you can rate today!"

bulls**t
[QUOTE='rach [shikari];28967859']Too busy watching to take pics haha:colondollar:

That's understandable...although I am an experienced photographer so I could help you out there.
Reply 26
Lots of loud, terrible singing along to music, of course!

And eat. Eating is always good.
Original post by i.am.lost
Assuming your TV has an HDMI port, you just need a simple v1.3 HDMI-HDMI cable (about £5 nowadays). Then there are three possible scenarios:

a) Your laptop has an HDMI port - in which case, just plug in the other end of the cable to the laptop and voila

b) Your laptop has a DVI or mini-DVI port - this is probably the most common case unless you have a recent high-end laptop, in which case you need an appropriate adaptor (about £10 through Amazon) to convert DVI to HDMI (or mini-DVI to HDMI)

c) Your laptop has a mini DisplayPort or DisplayPort - this is the case for MacBooks and possibly other laptops, in which case you need the appropriate adaptor again. Note however that MacBooks older than 2009 models CANNOT output sound via the mini DisplayPort connector so you will get video only (newer ones are fine)

Once everything is connected, you just make sure you've selected the right HDMI port as your input on the TV (as opposed to the one your Sky HD is plugged in or a SCART socket etc), and everything should be working just fine.


Repped :wink:
Reply 28
Original post by Yawn11
Fapped to porn on high volume.

When people are at home, why does the lowest volume seem so high?!


I even take my headphones out and check how loud they are lol
Reply 29
Original post by cellophane11
I walk around naked all over the house with the curtains open.
:biggrin:


you cant walk around with them open, what if someone saw,awkward
Reply 30
[QUOTE='rach [shikari];28967804']Pop some porn on loud volume, open my legs, insert rampant rabbit and come over and over. Sometimes repeatedly. True story.

You do know you might have gave every virgin on here a hard on lol
Original post by Fandabidoze!
Pics or you know the deal


Pretty sure they have porn for that :P
Reply 32
Embarrassingly, I practice reading French texts aloud. I need to improve my French accent and it feels weird reading stuff out when other people are in the house. ahaha, I'm super cool, aren't I?:cool:

Original post by Fandabidoze!
Keep robbers out of my house using various traps such as swinging paint cans. For some reason, I'm only ever left home alone at Christmas. :dontknow:

:tongue:
Reply 33
Original post by DOA
You do know you might have gave every virgin on here a hard on lol


so you're hard? cawk breath.
Original post by DOA
I even take my headphones out and check how loud they are lol


Lol I do that, I can usually only have one headphone in though as I'm paranoid that I wouldn't be able to hear someone walk in unexpectedly if I had both of them in :/
Original post by DOA
you cant walk around with them open, what if someone saw,awkward


It's happened a few times.
The man across the road often stands staring out of the window...
Reply 36
Original post by lookahead
so you're hard? cawk breath.


i didnt but some guys have very low barriers for that
Masturbate, take a dump with the door open, play music loudly, whilst respecting neighbours, chill, eat, play games.
Reply 38
Original post by cellophane11
It's happened a few times.
The man across the road often stands staring out of the window...


sooooo..where do you live?
1. Sing
2. Occasionally proper kareoke with UltraStar + microphone (only been caught a couple of times so far...)
3. Try to make myself read Chinese and French aloud, though I'm kind of lazy on this one

Original post by DOA
You do know you might have gave every virgin on here a hard on lol


So you're proposing that the more sex someone has, the less aroused they are? Interesting hypothesis.

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