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Is there anything your parents don't know about you that they really ought to?

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they do not know i have had sex with my bf, for millions times! : (
Reply 161
Original post by 69Crazyfists
Since the screen got replaced, yep. I'm making sure I never 'sit on it' again.


I keep mine "well ventilated"...
Reply 162
I'm gay :wink: Mainly.
Reply 163
I have a tattoo
Reply 164
They regularly think I am in different places to where I actually am, and with different people.

That I'm seeing a married man. (But perhaps thats something they shouldn't know)

That I retook one of my A-levels because I was rather drunk when I took it and didn't do so well...

That I'm generally nowhere near as well behaved as they think, but I won't go into detail on here...

Oh, and that I broke the screen on my last laptop because I got pushed out of bed and landed on it! :colondollar:
I don't know how so many of you are able to keep such huge secrets from your parents without them even suspecting anything.

My mother always finds out literally everything (in the end...)
Reply 166
Smoking
Drugs
Girls

I'd be out the door before I even got to the girls bit I reckon.
Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo
I'm pregnant.

Congrats de moo moo.

Try to lay off the drugs and alcohol for the next few months.
Original post by dnumberwang
I'm a Death Eater


I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts letter...
Original post by Dirac Delta Function
Congrats de moo moo.

Try to lay off the drugs and alcohol for the next few months.


Why?
Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo
Why?

So your baby doesn't grow up asking retarded questions like the above.

why do you think a pregger woman should lay of drugs and alcohol?

Or....are you aborting?
Original post by Dirac Delta Function
So your baby doesn't grow up asking retarded questions like the above.

why do you think a pregger woman should lay of drugs and alcohol?

Or....are you aborting?


I don't know.
I've had boyfriends. And I'm a bit of a nutjob.
Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo
I don't know.

well, good luck with that decision.
Reply 174
Original post by Qaz25
Just the general sad feelings I've had all my life, my feeling lonely for the past few years and one other thing that my parents can never know or else they will kill me. Nothing much else really.

Oh there was the thing that happened when I was in infant school, which only a couple of people know about


:yep: me too
Reply 175
The fact that the very sight of my step dad scares the absolute **** out of me. The fact that I've developed quite a drug habit. The fact that I'm actually really intelligent but never do anything ebove what I have to do. The fact that my Dad has cancer & my Mum doesn't know. Then there's all the parties I used to have.... But they don't need to know about that!
Reply 176
that ive a whole laboratory under my room, in the basement.
Reply 177
I've gotten into many fights and had black eyes and cuts etc.. I managed to pass them off as football injuries falling over and walking into lampposts actually that did happen I actually walked into a lamp post once whilst texting.
Reply 178
I dont intend to tell my mum things. Because she asks questions. Like police!
Original post by My Life
I dont intend to tell my mum things. Because she asks questions. Like police!


THIS!!

There's loads of stuff they don't know about me!! And they are never going to find out
(edited 13 years ago)

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