Do I have the ****tiest friends or what?

As I said to someone else, I'm scared of being in water, not next to it.

well done

Yeah im still calling bull, if you were that scared of being in water you wouldnt have been close to it, a phobia creates all kind of paranoid notions not the least of which is "someone might push me in"

Well, now it appears you have knowledge of everyones' allergies, I've been rumbled - drat.

Before then, I had no notion of being pushed in to water - no one had ever done it to me, nor did it anticipate that they would. I don't stand next to the pool now.

I can't take you seriously when you said that in bright purple.

I'm scared of being in it, not being stood in the dry beside it.


Yeah... I've spent the last twelve hours violently vomiting, have flashing lights in my vision, losing parts of my vision, having one side of my body paralysed and with a raging headache. I'm only just getting motor control back, and the word confusion is still quite evident.

The cocoa.

wow! really? thats really bad. i swear its like one of the rarest allergies in the world. Was it confirmed by blood tests?

Blood tests are actually pretty poor at confirming allergies. You get false positive and false negative tests fairly frequently. I had a false negative test for peanut allergy when other tests (such as skin prick tests) showed I was extremely allergic.

I'm allergic to something pretty unusual and, as a bonus, it also gives me a migraine. However, none of my friends believed me, so they decided to lace my food with it and see what happens.

I've been violently ill and can feel a migraine coming on - cheers guys! This just about beats the time they pushed me into a pool to test my aquaphobia; at least there they pulled me out.

Do I have the ****tiest friends or what?

I'm allergic to something pretty unusual and, as a bonus, it also gives me a migraine. However, none of my friends believed me, so they decided to lace my food with it and see what happens.

I've been violently ill and can feel a migraine coming on - cheers guys! This just about beats the time they pushed me into a pool to test my aquaphobia; at least there they pulled me out.

Do I have the ****tiest friends or what?

same! but for hazelnuts

i wouldn't say they're that bad of an indicator though, after all you dont just get a positive and negative result, you actually get a quantitative result.

Yeah, I was tested for all nuts and basically I've been told to stay away from them all, although the peanut skin test reacted so violently may whole arm swelled up and ruined the results of the others

Was it onions? Me and my friends rubbed onions on this girls pizza without her knowing because she claimed that she would be violently ill should any of her food come in contact with onions. She wasn't. Such lolage!