Way to grab a girl's attention

She's yours mate.


I should have realised you were a troll when you were alarmed at it only being an hour

Threaten to violently slaughter and deep fry her whole family, then feed their succulent flesh to her if she refuses to accept.

hahaha!!!

I thought it was serious....until the "schlong" bit......made me giggle!

Christ alive! How can you have so many green gems and be such a troll? Unless you're serious, in which case

Gems are so important!

This is irrelevant to the thread, but your sig is without a doubt the best sig on TSR. Thanks to you, I know who Susan Coffey is.

Trolls don't even try these days. Infact, this is so much fail troll, it doesn't even deserve the title of troll.

This is just fail.

Well, what I'd do is make a humorous thread on TSR about how to grab a girl's attention, with a massively sarcastic tone. Then, as the ladies flock in and one inevitably defends my humour, I'd compliment the girl's sig - usually it's a sig of Susan Coffee or someone like that - then, I suppose I'd see where it goes from there...

here's this girl that I like and I added her on FB. It's been a whole hour since I sent her a friend request and she still hasn't accepted it.T She's obviously ignoring me so I'm trying to come up with ways to grab her attention so that she can notice me. I tried asking my friends that are successful with girls for advice but they gave boring advice such as, "Try talking to her in real life" and "Ask her out to the cinema or something". I don't know how on earth they get so many chicks when they do stuff like that; I mean, where's talking going to get you?

Anyway, I came up with a pretty awesome idea to get her to accept my FB friend request. I'm gonna take a picture of my schlong and make it my FB profile pic. That way, she'll be so overwhelmed that she'll just have to accept. Then, I can start chatting to her on FB.

A variation of this idea could be for me to walk past her in college, take out my wang, and whip it back and forth in front of her. Preferably to the tune of "Whip My Hair".

Whatcha think TSR? Any ideas?

There's this girl that I like and I added her on FB. It's been a whole hour since I sent her a friend request and she still hasn't accepted it. She's obviously ignoring me so I'm trying to come up with ways to grab her attention so that she can notice me. I tried asking my friends that are successful with girls for advice but they gave boring advice such as, "Try talking to her in real life" and "Ask her out to the cinema or something". I don't know how on earth they get so many chicks when they do stuff like that; I mean, where's talking going to get you?

Anyway, I came up with a pretty awesome idea to get her to accept my FB friend request. I'm gonna take a picture of my schlong and make it my FB profile pic. That way, she'll be so overwhelmed that she'll just have to accept. Then, I can start chatting to her on FB.

A variation of this idea could be for me to walk past her in college, take out my wang, and whip it back and forth in front of her. Preferably to the tune of "Whip My Hair".

Whatcha think TSR? Any ideas?

Lol! Did she accept the add yet? Merry Christmas!

gave it away for me

How do I avoid looking desperate?